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We all know it doesn't matter who we vote for. It will be disputed until Bush's term runs out, and then several citizen armies will form to take the capitol.
My prediction: the fastest groups to form up and get there(and therefore the first to enter battle) will be the NRA army and the Greenpeace Army. We all know who'll win that.
Nudist armies, working together with various hippy communes will take California very quickly. The hippy communes will invade farther north into Washington and Oregon, but will then be attacked by Canada. The nudists will attempt to retaliate agaisnt Canada but have to stop due to severe frostbite.
Meanwhile, in Florida and Georgia, senior citizens are converging on Atlanta, Miami, and Orlando, complaining about "that damn hip hop at three AM loud enough to wake the dead!" They are pacified when terrified pharmacists in Atlanta turn over their supplies of Ephedrin and Viagra. However, they will already be in control of southern Georgia, eastern Alabama, and Florida, where they rule with a rusty iron fist.
The largest conflict will be in the Great Plains. Lutherans from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Illinois will merge with the Amish and the Mormons, ready for some sun and surf and eyeing Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi. They will head south, conquering and pillaging, but they will be careful not to do much conquering past eight, so as not to wake the neighbors.
The NRA still hasn't taken D.C., blocked by the United States of New England. However, their opportunity will arise when the New England states begin a brief and bloody series of religious wars between Red Sox and Yankees fans.
In 2008, we will see Supreme Emperor of the World Bill Gates perched upon his throne of microchips in the Silicon Valley. He smiles as he sips Gatorade out of the skull of Stephen Jobs, announcing that Russia's operating system has crashed: his hegemony is complete.
The moral of the story: buy stock in Microsoft.
[EDIT] Forgot the credits. Developed over AIM in conjunction with Anthropo from Hatrack River Young Writers, who gets to post it on that forum.
quote: However, their opportunity will arise when the New England states begin a brief and bloody series of religious wars between Red Sox and Yankees fans.
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Joldo, We would NEVER let New York into the United States of New England! What are you thinking?
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