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ClaudiaTherese
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Member # 923

posted

I have the Warning.
It was not unexpected,
but what of Jesse?

[ January 19, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

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Dagonee
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Jesse's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine!

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ClaudiaTherese
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Having offered puns,
I knew I was burdensome.
Now it is broken.

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Boris
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You know I wish that
867-5309
I had Jesse's girl

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PSI Teleport
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It's unfortunate.
Few members can make haikus.
It isn't that hard.

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saxon75
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Sara wrote a haiku about my web site! From her old screen name!

::dies::

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ClaudiaTherese
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saxon (or saxoff),
you have made a sweet refuge.
Of course it is missed.

[Smile]

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Homestarrunner
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Member # 5090

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No sakeriver?
Rats! I wanted to tender
my registration.

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saxon75
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posted

I don't understand.
I just looked at the forum.
I saw no errors.

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Dagonee
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posted

quote:
It's unfortunate.
Few members can make haikus.
It isn't that hard.

Please don't make me go into my "5-7-5 does not equal haiku" rant. [Razz]

[ January 19, 2005, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]

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PSI Teleport
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It worked for me, yo.
Don't worry yourself at all.
Is Sara okay?

[Wink]

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PSI Teleport
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I have to admit
I'm not so good with seasons.
But at least I tried.

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ClaudiaTherese
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quote:
Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 319
Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/tmp/mysql.sock' (2)
Warning: mysql_affected_rows(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 163

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php:319) in /home/sakerive/public_html/includes/sessions.php on line 188

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php:319) in /home/sakerive/public_html/includes/sessions.php on line 189

Warning: mysql_pconnect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 335

Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/sakerive/adodb/drivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 319

Alas! Rejected
by the most sacred of sites.
I, alone, weep tears.

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Vána
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*hugs Dagonee* I knew I liked you! [Big Grin]

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ClaudiaTherese
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Ah! Joyously, I
access the main page. Still, the
forum denies me.

[Frown]

quote:
Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in /home/sakerive/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/sakerive/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/sakerive/public_html/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

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TomDavidson
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Please don't make me go
into my "5-7-5
does not equal hai..."

Drat.

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ClaudiaTherese
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posted

Perhaps the middle
of the lines requires another
forlorn syllable?

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PSI Teleport
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In a foreign tongue
it's not as complicated,
unlike Japanese

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Homestarrunner
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posted

But my McHaiku
conforms to regulations
and has a playplace

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Teshi
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Member # 5024

posted

I love my haiku
Any opportunity
is a good excuse.

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ClaudiaTherese
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Success. I feel like the misfit who finally got asked to prom. [Smile]

(Sure, it was by my cousin, but this was in Indiana, after all, so it counts.)

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Boris
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Oops, I am stupid
Seven has two sylables
So my haiku sucks.

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PSI Teleport
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posted

You can say it like
they do in baptist hymnals:
minus an "e": sev'n.

[ January 19, 2005, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

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Icarus
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Please don't make me go
into my "5-7-5
is not haiku" rant.

?

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Dagonee
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A good start on the subject.

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Teshi
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If I write haiku
about trees in wintertime
is that sufficient?

[Wink]

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Derrell
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I'm sorry to derail this thread, but CT, I sent you an email And was wondering if you got it. I figured you might have been off work Monday and not seen it.

Unfortunately, I have nothing to contribute to the subject of this thread. I've enjoyed reading the haikus, though.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

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Derrell
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I think I killed CT's haiku thread. [Frown]

Does anybody have a defibralator?

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MidnightBlue
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posted

Check in the anti-January thread.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Why I love the Film Crew Online: Seven Haiku Poems Based on the Season's Top Hollywood Movies

I like the one for Friday Night Lights:

quote:
Blue, thirty-two, blue,
Thirty-two, set, hut-hut-hut...
Is that all life is?

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mothertree
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:wants to have Bodhiswayze's child:

Dagonee, don't you
realize no one enjoys
a Haiku Nazi?

[ January 20, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: mothertree ]

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