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*Comes out of cryostorage with a maniacal laugh, destroying the decadent, hedonistic culture that the rebels have built up in his absence by allying with the invading space aliens from the ninth dimension. At the last moment, betrays space aliens to become a cultural hero to the human population. Is elected Hereditary President-for-Life of Earth. Sends all descendants of Yozhik the Rebel Leader to Siberia. Discovers that Siberia has become a pleasure resort due to global warming. Sulks. Sends Yozhik's descendants to Mexico instead; if they can't count trees, they can at least be subject to Montezuma's Revenge.*
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Bah, I'm off to bed. You people had best be coming up with something amusing during the night, or heads will roll. Posts: 10645 | Registered: Jul 2004
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A friend has a daughter who sometimes complains "I'm bored" when her mom's playing Scrabble with me (and NOT paying attention to her, shame shame shame).
To which her mom points out "Only boring people are bored."
I like that phrase. It's a good reminder that if you feel things are boring, that's your own problem, go MAKE things interesting. Posts: 2911 | Registered: Aug 2001
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