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Annie
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Seriously, there are only so many places in my house they could be. I've already looked:

On the boxes that serve as my computer desk
On the bookshelf in the living room
On the kitchen counter
In both bathrooms
On the dresser in my bedroom
On the floor in my bedroom

Where do you think they might be?

[ December 20, 2004, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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Noemon
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Under your couch.

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Dagonee
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On your head?

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Annie
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*looks both places*

Nope.

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Noemon
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Maybe Hobbes stole them? He's sneaky like that.

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Choobak
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I suggest near your bed with your book.

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Annie
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Just had another idea... be right back

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Noemon
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Warmer...

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Annie
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I found them!

They were on Abby's dresser. I had forgotten that before I went to bed I went in her room to sit on her and harrass her.

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Dagonee
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Could your specs be in your purse?
Could your specs be with a nurse?
Did you place them on the table?
Run and check if you are able.

Are your glasses in your pocket?
Did you leave them on a rocket?
Could they be in kitchen drawers?
Are you sure they're even yours?

I know not where your glasses lie.
Annie please, oh please, oh please don't cry.

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Annie
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That wins the impromptu poetry contest of the day!

I shall now transform this into an impromtu poetry thread.

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Annie
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I have a pair of spectacles
I like to think respectable
If I could find
These specs of mine
It'd make my life less hectical.

[ December 20, 2004, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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Elizabeth
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When I lose my pair of glasses
I feel like those other asses
Ones who have them on their head
Or next to them right on the bed
The worst i when I walk around
And then I hear crunching sound.

[ December 20, 2004, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

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Dagonee
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I never lose my glasses.
The reason why is basic.
I went to my eye doctor,
and there he gave me LASIK.

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Teshi
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Everyone is quite surprised
To learn that I need glasses
But the truth is that I need them
To see the board in classes.

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