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As population increases and land for farms decreases it is more and more important to squeeze more production out of less. In the spirit of increasing efficency I give you a method to rate your udders.
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Noemon, don't have a cow, it's just another thread, nothing more!... *shamed at how bad pun is.*
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After much rumination, Vadon, I've concluded that you're right--it would behoove me to maintain a little more perspective.
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(sorry 'bout that. I shifted from dairy cattle reference - udders - to beef cattle with my Angus mention, so that was improperly placed. But hey -- if Dag wants to take off with that, who am I to say different?)
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Farmgirl, and you told me your brain didn't work like that! I hope you're not going to try and blame me for steering you in the wrong direction.
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quote:(sorry 'bout that. I shifted from dairy cattle reference - udders - to beef cattle with my Angus mention, so that was improperly placed. But hey -- if Dag wants to take off with that, who am I to say different?)
It's a rare pun thread that doesn't veer off topic. Someone always horns in with a new direction.
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Well, sometimes I'm a little tenderloin about the details. I wouldn't want to steer you off in the wrong direction. FG
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Speaking of Farmgirl, Dag did you see Ivygirl's post about her mother and Herfording attempt today?
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Laurel and Hardy split up when one was convicted of urinating in public. Apparantly Stan peed on someone's lawn.
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All of these jokes have the unmistakeable aroma of milk-cattle droppings. The stench is so thick you can step in it. In fact, then next person who makes a bad pun should get kicked right in their dairy air.
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My girlfriend is going, and since it's about half-way between where we both live, it's a good place to meet (we live about 2 hours away from each other).
I've never really paid attention before, but yes, the Pensylvania farm show is always held in January.
Apparently there will be a giant butter sculpture -- I'm kinda excited to see that...
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