posted
Okay, so this is my first one. Please forgive me for being so excited about it.
So, at first I was in the Arctic. I had a bow and arrow in my hand, for some reason. All of a sudden, Papa Moose put me on a piece of ice that was ready to break off. I managed to get my ice-ax under the shepf that he was standing on, however. He tried to push me off, but all of a sudden CT comes up and starts begging him to let me stay. She jumps up and down a few times, begging and begging. Her jumping dislodges my ice-ax, and I go sailing out to sea. All of a sudden, I feel someone jump onto the ice that I am on. I turn around, and it's Ralphie. SHe tries to push me off, and succeeds. I get rescued, however, by a mermaid who introduces herself as Teshi. I get put to shore, am first found by mack, who gives me the finger. I am then found by Hobbes and Annie, who are preforming experiments in a little apartment above a barber shop. They allow me to help with the experiments, and we are on the verge of discovering something new...
And my cellphone rings, with some telemarketer on the other end.
EDIT: Adding more detail as I remember it... ANd sorry for the double post!
posted
Nah, Dag was just iceberg-chasing so he would have a good case against whomever pushed Des off.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
If you've gotta get a job done, hire Ralphie to death-defyingly leap onto slippery ice and successfully push unsuspecting, innocent young girls into a near-frozen sea.
That's what the business card says, anyway.
Posts: 7600 | Registered: Jan 2001
| IP: Logged |
posted
Damn, If I had been there, I wouldd've probably be with a welder's torch helping Pop by melting the ice you were standing in.
Posts: 3389 | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged |