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Boris
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To stick into my sinuses and drain them once and for all. I hate being sick [Grumble]

[ March 25, 2005, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: Boris ]
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kaioshin00
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A hose you want, for your nose?
That is not how it goes.
Go to bed and take a doze
to sleep away all your woes.
[Sleep]

[ March 25, 2005, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
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Boris
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Vicatin would be really nice right now.
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Word. My lungs served as efficient phlegm receptacles for a good three weeks. Oh, the things I coughed up. Over time, I grew quite fond of them. They were like my children. Disgusting, nauseating children.
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Boris
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Colorful, disgusting children.
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Teshi
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dobies of this thread, before anyone gets any ideas to start the inevitable epidemic:

I need a house
I need a horse
I need a hoist
I need a host
I need a hose (as in stockings)
I need a hoe (garden implement!)
And the other, more impolite one.

[ March 25, 2005, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
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Elizabeth
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Flush thy sinuses! (see Mack's thread for directions)
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Boris
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quote:
dobies of this thread, before anyone gets any ideas to start the enevitable epidemic:
I was going to dobie myself, but thought better of it [Smile]
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You forgot "I need a José."

And, hey! Here I am!
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My bad.
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ketchupqueen
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I'm thinking of Joey on Friends:

"All you want is a dingle,
What you envy's a shvang..."
(I know the rest, yes, but I'm not going to post it!)
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I need a hoser.
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Boris
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quote:
Flush thy sinuses! (see Mack's thread for directions)
So, I tried it out, and it seems to be helping. So here's the question, do you just mix salt with water for the shot-glass thing, or do you get saline from the store? I'm not to smart when it comes to making saline for flushing my sinuses. Please enlighten me [Smile]
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