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Telperion the Silver
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...come get me girls...

April Fools!

[Taunt]
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Raia
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*giggle*
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Jonathan Howard
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Copy-RAT!!!

So, you're gay, I assume?
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Kama
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no, he's not. He's my boyfriend.
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Shigosei
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That was cruel, Telp. Very cruel. All my hopes have been dashed again!
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punwit
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quote:
I'm straight...
Mornings do that to me too, Telp.
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KarlEd
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[Eek!]
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Jonathan Howard
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[Confused]
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KarlEd
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You see, Jonathan, sometime in the morning men wake up with . . . oh nevermind.
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Kama
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[ROFL]
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Anna
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[ROFL]
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Jonathan Howard
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Oh, erect. I stopped having wet dreams for a while. Nice pun on "straight" I didn't see...
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Anna
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It's not about wet dreams; it's about... Oh. Wait. Aren't we supposed to be a family board ? [Embarrassed]
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twinky
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That's why they call him punwit...

And here I was all set to come out of the closet on a thread of my own, but now that Telp's beaten me to it I don't think anyone would believe me...
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Jonathan Howard
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I believe you!
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twinky
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Aw, thanks, Jon [Group Hug]
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mothertree
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Jonathan is the one we are supposed to be good for. [Confused]

I work with a lesbian, she is very open about it, the company website even mentions her life partner. (just so there's no perception that I'm outing anyone here). She had a radical haircut and it is growing in curly, which someone remarked on occasioning the reply "Isn't it great? It's been straight as a bone since I was born!"
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Dagonee
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So does this mean my "I'm an atheist Nadarite but I oppose civil gay marriage rights" thread is too late?
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mothertree
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:bump: to manipulate adjacent threads.
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Raia
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Tsk!
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Dan_raven
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I, on the other hand, am more round and bouncy.
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Anna
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Now that's cute. [Smile]
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[ROFL]
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