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SteveRogers
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All of these facts are news to me. I mean just look at 'em!

WARNING: There is some naughty language.

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erosomniac
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SteveRogers
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My favorite is:

"There were no weapons of mass destruction...Chuck Norris was in Kansas."

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ricree101
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This is all all I have to say on this subject.

And by all, I mean that this is probably all I'm going to say in this particular post.

For now.

Edit: The site has been a little touchy for me, so here is a dierct link to the video.

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littlemissattitude
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All that, and it's just too bad that he can't act. [Razz]

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SteveRogers
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I don't know. He is pretty good in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story .

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Carrie
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"Thank you, Chuck Norris."

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Juxtapose
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"Chuck Norris goes killing."

Too true, too true.

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Evie3217
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That clip is amazing!

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ketchupqueen
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quote:
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

What if he's behind me right now?

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ricree101
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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
What if he's behind me right now?

Well, there's a simple test for that.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Can you see Chuck Norris?

Um.. That reminds me. I can't see Chuck Norris right now.
[Angst]

Gotta go.

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human_2.0
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I just found that site looking at some guy's css site!

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Kitsune
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"Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths."

Man, I wanna replace Chuck Norris's name with my own in these facts [Smile]

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airmanfour
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We have the same thing going on a forum at work. This one is better though.

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erosomniac
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Did you notice that there's a World of Warcraft addon that lets you insert a random chuck norris fact into your conversation?

My God. Think of the possibilities.

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Reticulum
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Gotta love chuck noris.

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Juxtapose
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Man, I wanna replace Chuck Norris's name with my own in these facts.

Wouldn't work. Scientists have magically discovered that "Chuck Norris" is actually a supremely funny name (it rates a 9.73). I don't think they've run "Kitsune" through the machine (cardboard box) yet, but I wouldn't hold my breath. After all, it's Chuck Norris.

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Rabid Newz
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"If you spell Chuck Norris on Scrabble, you win. Forever."

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Advent 115
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Jet Li could kick Norris's butt. [Taunt]

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Rabid Newz
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"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded killing everyone except Chuck Norris and Mr. T. The crime scene investigators decided that the cause of the explosion was an overload of awesomeness."

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0range7Penguin
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Thank You Chuck Norris!

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Evie3217
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"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month."

[ROFL]

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SteveRogers
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I hadn't seen that one. Its quite humurous.

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Mr.Funny
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Oh my gosh. Do NOT get me started on Chuck Norris and WoW.

Literally 90% of the chat in the Barrens on Stormscale, a relatively low-level zone in a relatively new server, is about Chuck Norris. Either quoting various Chuck Norris "facts", or just talking about him. It makes me sick.

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Kitsune
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Ned Flanders is just as sexy as Chuck Norris.

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ricree101
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quote:
Originally posted by Kitsune:
Ned Flanders is just as sexy as Chuck Norris.

That was... suitably random, I suppose. Especially considering the topic.

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A Rat Named Dog
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Ha ha ha! Wow, if a beta tester ever attempted to remove a feature from one of my games, I'D be delivering a roundhouse kick.

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Kitsune
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Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is so powerful and swift that the sound waves created from it caused all the snakes and frogs other icky reptiles to go into the sea and disappear from Ireland.

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Tarrsk
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Don't forget about God.

That said, Chuck Norris once went back in time and wrangled an asteroid into hitting the Earth just so he could claim to have killed the dinosaurs.

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Little_Doctor
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That was no asteroid. Chuck Norris punched the ground.

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Kitsune
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero [Smile]

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Stone_Wolf_
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"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

I need that addon!

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