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While I am all for Bob's love for Dana, I feel that his attention to important matters is being diverted, and I will not stand for it a moment longer. He needs to get his priorities straight.
Sure, wooing the love of his life, the woman he was destined to be with, whom he may have been with in another life if you believe such things, is just fab.
However, he has yet to make awards for the "Medium" Pun Smackdown, has been all but absent in the "Clothing" Smackdown, and there seems to be no prize in sight there as well. In fact, the thread is starting to morph into a beer-clothing combination Smackdown. Things are out of control!
Dana, can you please stop being so smart and wonderful for just a thirty minute period, so Bob can focus on what is really important?
Thank you very much, Liz
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You mean, like, he's lacking? You are right, it is very appant that he is hanging us out to dry.
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I feel I must comment here. Of corsets my fault about the beer thing. The thread is aleing and barley resembles itself. If this has me at lagerheads with more firmly established members I will cool it.
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Well, we should not be airing our dirty laundry here, but Bob is not sewing us any sign of awarding us prices. Gosh dart it!
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Sorry, I've left you with no possible way to redress the wrong I've done by not cobbling together another set of awards. I could cloak my true feelings in apologetic terms, butt frankly, I'm feeling far too crotchety.
Fact is, the awards are hanging like an albatross around my neck. They take too long and I've got no way to let it out.
So, the Pun Smackdowns can continue sans the terminal kudos or they can end with me just turning tails and running.
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I think with that lost post Elizabeth just established herself as a suitable pun award-giver in the absence of Bob.
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I gather we need to increase the pleating? Please, please, please stitch together an awards edition to the pun smackdown thread. Sew many of us are sitting on pins and needles awaiting some foam of bolstering.
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Bob. New Pun Smackdown needed immediately. PLEASE! If I have to give up prize part, sew be it. But please, your people needle you. Don't let us out!
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You know, Bob is never going to catch up with Tom D's post count now that he's matched up with dkw. He posts half as much now.... so Tom will retain the title
(or maybe at least until they get married -- Christy doesn't seem to slow down Tom's post count too much)
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Elizabeth, you could formulate one. Bob is distracted what with composing love poems from the cellular level. I suggest we do a matrimonial smackdown in honor of Bob and Dana's impending betrothal.
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Farmgirl, Good job! Baiting Bob with the post count competition is good. He gets so many posts from punning.
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I would suggest official. What do you think? I wouldn't want to tarnish anything. Do you think it is a good idea. Seriously?
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All right, who told Bob he could have a life outside of Hatrack?
I mean, sure, dating/marrying Dana was allowed, but that is keeping Bob in the family. No one said he could leave us for extended periods of time for this...this... work.
What is this "Work" thing you speak of? For me, work is an opportunity to chat on Hatrack and get paid.
Well, maybe I should just shut up now and you can ignore that last parapgraph.
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Auuurrrgggh, I'm guessing all attempts to make this an honest thread are now gone. Our intentions were honorable but our desire ran away with us. This thread is pregnant with possibilities.
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So your shotgun wedding puns will now be paraded down the aisle in the presence of God and these witnesses gathered here together for this solemn occasion?
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Yes "I do" believe I've been suitably chastened. If I have wounded debride, I sincerely apologize. I promise the groom that I will clean up my act.
I see you all have un-bridal'd passion for puns. I must vow to give you satisfaction, yes?
I do.
And in marrying the two topics of this thread, I have a new train of thought tuxed into this post. I hope you all are getting good reception. Now that we've gown down this path (a bridal path?) we shall don the vestments, make marry, and shine.
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Well, Bob, it would be nice if you made it official, and gave your name to a new thread on this union.
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Well, obviously, Bob's honeymoon period is over, and he is showing his true colors. Is he going to 'ave Maria over for dinner, now, and leave us all? Or is he going to Pack All Belle's stuff and leave with her?
What in carnation are we going to do without him?
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I too am craving a new smackdown thread. I really appreciate Bob's time and imagination in scripting the start of these funloving threads. If he is interested I have a suggestion. We have seen the term Crime and PUNishment several times in our threads. What about a crime an punishment thread?
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Looking back at the title of this thread I'm thinking that you arraigned Bob on his lack of attention to a specific thread. For those of you that don't know what arraign meant here is a defintion.Posts: 2022 | Registered: Mar 2004
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I am not guilty of this one -- he’s on the road for work.
But next week, when he doesn’t post at all from Tuesday through Friday, that will be entirely my fault. Every glorious minute of it. Posts: 9866 | Registered: Apr 2002
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