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quidscribis
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I am a beautiful Hatrack woman and I declare that I have a huge crush on you!

[ROFL]

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I'm sorry quid, but I'm a happily married man. Alas, it can never be.
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I think I shall slit my throat. I am so sad that I cannot have you.

Oh, but for lack of a good, sharp razor. Or a knife. Or even a nailfile. Or any cutting instrument.

I think I shall have to forego that and eat some naan and curry instead. [Smile]

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I've got a staple remover in my desk. I could send that to you.
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I must admit that I also have a crush on zgator.
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Kwea
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I'm telling Bob.

The honeymoon is over, already.... [Wink]

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Dana, you need to admit this to Bob. I know he'll understand.

I saw your name, Kwea, and I thought you were going to admit something.

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Kwea also has a crush on zgator! It's so plain but he thinks he's keeping it a secret! [Smile]
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I for one cannot keep it a secret any longer.

zgator, I have a huge man-crush on you.

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Me too.

Except that it's a woman crush.

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I want to slather you in ketchup and lick it off. *hangs head*
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Wow, and I thought I was weird. [Razz]

zgator, I'm afraid I'd rather just be aquantainces, or however you spell that.

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Steve, don't worry, you're still weird. [Razz]
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[ROFL]

[Kiss]

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I like the man-crush, myself. [Kiss]
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