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Sid Meier
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I'm assuming this is the correct saying but ya, there are some forums that have this 1 ot 2 people who just annoy always taking every oppurtunity to attack whatever it is they hate and using biased new sources at that to back themselves up. These people annoy me, good thing they're aren't any like that on hatrack.
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How do you sharpen an axe? I have one that I've used for some yard work, and I want to keep it in good shape.
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Tante Shvester
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Dang lumberjacks! Hypocritical, cooked-food eating lumberjacks! Ignorant lazy American lumberjacks! With their axes and their grindstones, and their crummy lumberjack hypocritical, biggoted attitude!

Ugh! Don't get me started!

I'm running out of exclamation points!

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ClaudiaTherese
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So, ya wanna piece of me?
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El JT de Spang
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The "grind" part of the expression should give you a fairly good hint.
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Tante Shvester
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Ooo...ClaudiaTherese, can I have a piece of you?

Please?

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Goody Scrivener
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day


whoops, wrong thread [Big Grin]

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Whiney, whiney, whiney!

As long as you're offering ClaudiaTherese, I'll take a piece of you as well. That's very generous of you.

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There's this one guy on this board I go to that has this thing for Communist China, and he's always posting about it...wait, maybe I shouldn't go there. [Smile]
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Where do I get a piece of CT?
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A piece of CT will cost you an arm and a leg.
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ClaudiaTherese
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[Smile]

Put up yer dukes. And yer duchesses. Let's have us a ball.

[Wink]

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Vadon
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Hm, well there's a person on a board I know who raves about old communist Russia and how it will eventually be back.
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by advice for robots:
A piece of CT will cost you an arm and a leg.

No. It will cost her an arm and a leg.

An arm and a leg and a bushel and a peck. A bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck.

[Wave] <-- CT missing an arm and two legs.

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Enigmatic
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And a torso, apparently.
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Tante Shvester
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Apparently.

"I ain't got no body"

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Bob_Scopatz
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quote:
don't People with an Axe to grind annoy you?
Not if I'm hiring them to chop down trees.

(which, btw, is hard to do if you have only one arm and no body -- just to show that I can bring a topic back on track and re-derail it at the same time)

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Tante Shvester
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How did she lose her limbs? It was an Ax-ident.
[Roll Eyes]

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I'm afraid I'll have to sever our relationship after that one. Besides, it was only a flesh wound. Merely an axey-dent.
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Dagonee
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And with that, I'll split - maybe I'll go to the maul. I'd hate to see a wedge come between you two. You'd both be board.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I don't like the timber of your cutting comments!
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Megan
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Dag, are you going to go chopping? Because, if so, make sure everyone gets their cut.
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Bob_Scopatz
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And don't forget to swing on by work and log out.
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Lyrhawn
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Reading this thread has put me in a rather chipper mood.
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Wood that I saw that coming.
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Lyrhawn
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Bob's a real cut up.
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Bob_Scopatz
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You're barking up the wrong tree.
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Dagonee
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You think this is making you poplar, Bob?
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Bob_Scopatz
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Oh, that old chestnut. Leaf me alone.
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imogen
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I fir he does.
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Lyrhawn
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I guess I need to branch out.
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I was going to try to contribute a poem to top this all off, but the rhymes were forest.
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Megan
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Bob, you always elm to please. Maple that's what we like about you.
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Tante Shvester
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That pun was just barely Oak-ay. I'm pining for a better one.
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Bob_Scopatz
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It's just that I like to keep a cherry disposition.
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Lyrhawn
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People will get syc-a-more of this if we keep it up.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Tante, you're flooring me!
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Icarus
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Great. The saps have taken over another thread.
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Lyrhawn
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Don't worry, our bark is worse than our bite.
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Icarus
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I don't find that your folly ages well.
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Don't get teaked off, Ic. I think the puns spruce up the place. But I'll bough out now.
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Icarus
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Frankly, I think it's all very seedy.
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Lyrhawn
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I'm stuck in the weeds, all the funny has been sapped out of me.
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Icarus
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*nod* I bet you feel about as low as dirt right now.
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Lyrhawn
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Rather like a beeched whale, stuck in the mud, hoping for a new idea to bud.
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Sid Meier
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"There's this one guy on this board I go to that has this thing for Communist China, and he's always posting about it...wait, maybe I shouldn't go there. [Smile]"


? You go to AboveTopsecret.com as well? The guy "The Middle Kingdom" always enters an arguement to defend China, though not embarrasingly so, he uses good points.

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Sid, don't fly off the handle, but Dag was posting about you. You do tend to natter on about Mao and Red China sometimes.
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Sid Meier
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Are you insinuating that I'm crazy?
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You may be right, I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

-- Billy Jo---whoops I did it again [Smile]

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