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Topic: If my nose runs, and my feet smell...
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johnsonweed
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am I built upside down?
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mackillian
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It means your nose is too close to your feet and you need to wash those stinky feet.
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MidnightBlue
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I park in the driveway and drive on the parkway.
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MidnightBlue
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Or at least I would, if my car wasn't 1000 miles away.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Why does cargo by ship but a shipment goes by truck?
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Raia
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...you need a sudafed, and a shower.
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Will B
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Why do we call them highways when they're on the ground?
Why do we call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
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Tante Shvester
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Are we all channelling George Carlin in here?
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johnsonweed
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My morbid obsession with the hurricane tragedy needed to be supplanted by some silliness.
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