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Blayne Bradley
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Well my dad got me some pain killers for now, but the side effects are in french...

il peut causer de la diarrhee

il peut causer des maux de ventre

il peut causer des etourdissements - levez-vous lentement

il peut causer des nausees ou, rarement, des vomissements

il peut causer des brulures d'estromac la diarrhee

So... Can anyone assure me that none of them mean "may cause anal leakage"??? [Eek!]

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Miriya
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quote:

il peut causer de la diarrhee

il peut causer des maux de ventre

il peut causer des etourdissements - levez-vous lentement

il peut causer des nausees ou, rarement, des vomissements

May cause diarrhea.

May cause upset stomach.

May cause dizziness - get up slowly.

May cause nausea or rarely vomiting.

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Blayne Bradley
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ok thanks, when my dad first got them I comment "If the side effects include "may cause anal leakage" I'll be very upset wit you." He laughed, and his friend who was here laughed as well. Good ol' Robin WIlliams providing me with material.
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quote:
So... Can anyone assure me that none of them mean "may cause anal leakage"???
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May cause diarrhea.
I think you're out of luck, dude.
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Dan_raven
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May cause you to speak French.
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Teshi
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That would be awesome. Useful side effects!

"French pills", "German Pills", "Romance language pills"...

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Tante Shvester
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"French pills": Warning -- may cause irrational fondness for Jerry Lewis.

"German pills": Warning -- may cause invasion of Poland.

"Romance language pills": Warning -- may cause you to utter "Hey, baby, come here often?"

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Tante Shvester
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But seriously, Blayne, I'm a nurse, and am familiar with pain medications. I'm not sure what you could be taking that is good for tooth pain that may lead to that particular constellation of side effects. What is the name of the medicine?
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"German pills": Warning -- may cause invasion of Poland.
[ROFL]
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Blayne Bradley
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ibuprofene, and the anal leakage was a joke originating from Robin Williams.
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OK. Ibuprofen is not likely to make you dizzy. Upset stomach is more likely than diarrhea. You should take the medicine with food, even just some milk and crackers is fine.

A topical anagesic (like Orajel or Anbesol) will probably increase your relief.

Are you seeing the dentist tomorrow? You ought to, you know.

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Blayne Bradley
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she's gonna call us back, and I really hope we don't have to pay her to fix her effing mistake.
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I was on Ibuprofen last week for my Bronchitis. I took 800mg 3 times a day and it did make me a little dizzy and loopy which suprised me. I had not heard of that with Ibuprofen.
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That whats you get for Canadian Pills.
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