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Puns for Thanksgiving, as the old chestnut goes. Or, as OSC trip'd a fan and had to go to sleep early, I figure we can get a few puns in before the janitor comes through and stuffs us out the door while flipping the bird.
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This year instead of the normal red glop that's usually served with turkey we're going to have a more colorful side dish, something made from mashed up fruits of every color of the rainbow instead of just the usual one. I really can't wait to try the crayonberry sauce.
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Rather than posting the perfect Gibe lets Gravytate towards expressing love for our fellow pun kin.
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I was going to post something else about a "pun kin pie", but it's already been copied once. And I won't do it again because I'd have no respect for a person who ganks thieving punners' words.
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I swapped glassed of juice with my husband, but then we got nabbed for in cider trading.
I'm just trying to keep a breast of these Thanksgiving puns, but you'll have to forgive me if I just wing it.
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A friend in the service likes to tell the story of two young men that were detailed to repair aging tanks. This duo was quite talented and almost never lost a patient. On the rare occaision that they were unable to revive a dying tank, they became inconsolable. My friend likes to share this story right before dinner this time of year. It's his way of offering up a Tanks Grieving Pair.
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I hope they did not drink too much and have tummy aches the mourning after Tanks Grieving, Punwit.
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Sorry, I don't have time to pun. I must study for my small fruit biology exam. Yes, I must Cram-Berries.
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