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Dan_raven
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For those of you who don't know--visit here for the news.

But there are still some very important questions that we can wager on.

1) There first child's date of birth. I know this depends on the wedding date, which they may or may not have discussed via code. Lets go with years or months after wedding. Longshots are mostly less than 9 months or over 5 years, though Never is popular.

2) Will Bob and DKW still chat cutely on Hatrack in their private code after they are married and living in the same house?

3) Bob, lived in Florida, moved to Texas, will he take the nightmare plunge and move up to where they actually have 4 seasons per year?

4) Dana, dedicated minister. How many weeks before Bob forces her to use language unbecoming a woman of the cloth, and I don't mean in a good way.

Other bets?

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"and I don't mean in a good way."

I love that line.

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Book
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There are three seasons in Texas: Hot, going from hot to cold, and Cold. Cold happens completely abruptly.

[ March 26, 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Book ]

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BannaOj
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Sorry Book, there ain't no cold in Texas, merely cool-ish

There is WINDY but that ain't cold.

AJ

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BannaOj
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Is it proper to bet on a minister?
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1. April 26, 1970

2. No

3. Yes

4. t-7 weeks

[Big Grin] Ow, my cheeks are killing me.

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beverly
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Depends on where you live in Texas, 'tis a big state. [Wink]

These are the sorts of bets my Dad insisted that we make every New Year's Eve to be opened the next year. I always hated participating.

Is number 4 what I think it is? [No No] I think that is a bit more info that I am interested in.

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Dan_raven
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No, I tried to make #4 not what you are implying. I mean how long intil Dana get so mad at Bob that she curses.

Shame on you for thinking otherwise.

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BannaOj
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Bev, I've lived in Oklahoma which is north of TX and therefore generally colder (excluding both panhandles which as we all know don't count for anything)

I now live in Illinois.

I repeat there is no cold in TX

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AJ : Word.

<-----is from Chicago.

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Dan_raven
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Lets decipher this.
60 Degrees Farenheit is not cold.
50 Degrees is not cold
40 Degrees is not cold.
30 Degrees is chilly.
20 Degrees is Brisk
10 Degrees is cold
0 Degree is Very cold
-30 is Average Iowa Winter.

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Does this have something to do with the number code???

[Confused] I'm so confused.

[Wink]

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BannaOj
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oooh Bob_S Florida--->TX--->Iowa ??

That could be very bad...

AJ
(from a climatology perspective anyway)

[ March 26, 2004, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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Dan_raven
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Sorry Narnia, I was trying to explain that Cold in Texas is not the same as Cold in Iowa. Cold in Texas is, "Gee, a jacket would have been a good idea." Cold in Iowa is having the words freeze to the roof of your mouth cold.
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beverly
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Ok, AJ, on those terms I will have to agree with you. I have lived in many states including Connecticut, Washington St. (actually not very cold), and Indiana (I was very young) and Texas cold ain't northern cold. But if you define cold as freezing or below (my definition) then it does fit.
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beverly
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Sorry, Dan, I guess I better get my mind out of the gutter. [Razz]
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BanaOj -- I lived in OK and in the TX panhandle. We got a lot more snow in TX than in OK.

Where in OK did you live?

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BannaOj
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I did qualify that the panhandles don't count mainly because they are more BFE than the rest of the two states which both have more than enough BFE as it is <grin>

I lived in Norman, OK for five years of college.

I will agree that Norman is colder than Oxnard, CA my birthplace. It is also considerably hotter.

AJ

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Cold is when Celsius and Farenheit show the same numerical value on a thermometer. In other words, Edmonton.
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I know the wedding date, the flowers, where the honeymoon is, who's moving where, what her last name will be, and some, um, other considerations. Am I allowed to play? If so, my bet is on 18 months and 4 days after the wedding. [Big Grin]

(Edit: grammar)

[ February 05, 2006, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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Farmgirl
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You stay out LJ -- it's more fun to speculate.

Why are you all assuming Bob will move to Iowa? There are plenty of Methodist churches in Texas, too!

Farmgirl

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quote:
1) Their first child's date of birth. I know this depends on the wedding date, which they may or may not have discussed via code. Lets go with years or months after wedding. Longshots are mostly less than 9 months or over 5 years, though Never is popular.

July 4, 2006

quote:

2) Will Bob and DKW still chat cutely on Hatrack in their private code after they are married and living in the same house?

-2. Stopped using it on Thursday...

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3) Bob, lived in Florida, moved to Texas, will he take the nightmare plunge and move up to where they actually have 4 seasons per year?

Yes, but "nightmare plunge" seems an understatement.

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4) Dana, dedicated minister. How many weeks before Bob forces her to use language unbecoming a woman of the cloth, and I don't mean in a good way.

dkw swears like a sailor. Her grandfather taught her when she was barely a year old.

Actual cute fact:
One of her first full sentences was:

"Dod Dammit I falled!"

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See, Lava, I didn't comment on the whole language thing, 'cause the question wasn't when Dana would swear, which we all know is regularly and well, but when Dana would swear at Bob. That's a whole different kettle of fish. Although I did already hear her do it once, when he was taking too long to respond to one of her e-mails...

[Big Grin]

[ March 27, 2004, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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[ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]

Clergy that swear are MY kind of clergy, dammit.

I so can't wait for the wedding.

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I think we should let Liza play just so we get the answers to those questions. [Smile]
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quote:
Actual cute fact:
One of her first full sentences was:

"Dod Dammit I falled!"

I can just picture that... so cute. What impresses me is that she swears, yet doesn't break the third commandment. (Everytime I read that sentence it makes me break out in a smile. It shows how determined dkw can be not to fail.)

As for whether or not they stop speaking in code, I say they continue much to the chagrin of those who can't seem to break it. Doesn't make it any less cute though. [Big Grin]

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Okay, all kidding aside, the wedding will be April 2, 2005, in Ames, IA. And if you’ve been around Hatrack enough to consider yourself a friend to either or both of us, we’d like to have you there. We won’t be sending out formal invitations for a few months, and we’ll need addresses and such, but we can work out the details later. Mark your calendars now. (You can consider this your “reserve the date” card [Wink] )
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What day of the week is that? Annie and I may (may) be able to make it.

You two are so great. Bob, give dkw an extra big hug for me next time you see her, 'K? [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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NI! Ames, IA! [Big Grin]

(does dance)

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Of course we'd only try and go it if invited... how close friends do you require we be to attend?

Hobbes [Smile]

[ March 27, 2004, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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Well...since I just caught you hugging Dana, I figure you're a little TOO close!

[Razz]

Hobbes...you & Annie would be most welcome!

BTW, 4/2/2005 is a Saturday.

rivka, just so you know, we'll find you lodging within walking distance.

Ela et al. Same offer! You MUST [Eek!] come...

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IA? Is that even a state abbrevation?
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Kwea, it's Iowa.

Can I come (assuming I can visit from Israel)?

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::marks calendar::

::jumps with excitement:: [Big Grin] [The Wave]

I'll see what we can do. You have checked to make sure it doesn't conflict with Passover, right? [Wink]

[Party]

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It doesn't, Ela. It's about a week after Purim -- Pesach is LATE next year (the last day or two is in MAY!)

Bob & Dana, I had already figured out that it was a Saturday and been bummed. Bob's post last night made me get all teary. You two are so sweet! I don't know if I'll be able to come, but I sure will try!

*joins Ela's wave* [The Wave]

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Rivka, since I don't feel like finding the "Ask the Rebbitzin" thread... Would you really be unable to go to a wedding on a Saturday? What if you stayed in a hotel within walking distance? Is there a specific problem with attending a wedding, or is it the travel that would be difficult?

Mark's sister gave us a hard time about having ours on a Saturday, but he isn't conservative enough to care, and we've got too many people flying in for the weekend to have it on a Sunday. Also I think she was just trying to boss us around. [Smile]

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I knew that......I think......I wasn't sure Iowa got enough mail to warrent it's own abbv. though....... [Evil Laugh]
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Can I come? I'd love to come. [Smile]

[ March 29, 2004, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Well of course you can come!!!

We're starting to worry that the hall we picked may be too small. [Eek!] We have to figure out the guest list -- mostly Dana & her mom will do that -- but we are most definitely counting on lots of Jatraqueros(as) attending. It wouldn't be the party we hope for without.

So, at this point, please save the date, y'all, and we'll figure out how to manage the attendance as we get more info together on the hall's capacity, options, etc.

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I’m not worried about fitting people in the church – it’s huge. The reception might be trickier. Walking distance from the church and wheelchair accessible are non-negotiable requirements. We may have to give up the idea of a sit-down dinner just so we can fit everybody in to one of the available options -- more friends there is a higher priority than formal table service.
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Yep!

Anyone with experience in this sort of thing, feel free to chime in, btw. We're thinking of putting seating and small tables around the perimeter to clear a space for dancing and general milling around of the multitudes.

Is it a problem if, for example, there isn't one chair per person? Or maybe we have folding chairs that people can grab when they want one, and then we can sort of make a space when it's time to do "the white overbite" or the "grab your partner and sway back & forth".

(note: we'll be waltzing, but all other forms of dance are welcome.)

(except interpretive dances involving trees).

(no chicken dance...sorry)

[Razz]

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If the formality isn't a big deal to you, then I would put folding chairs against the wall, let people pull them out as needed.

You'll need lots more room for milling around than you think. My experience with most wedding receptions that don't involve sit-down dinners are that most people stay on their feet, dancing, and socializing.

Having a few tables where folks can sit, and set down drinks and things is a good idea.

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quote:
when it's time to do "the white overbite" or the "grab your partner and sway back & forth".
Yay! There's dancing!
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No "hokey pokey" dance either.
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Macarena?

The Electric Slide? I'd pay big money for the chance to watch a line of Hatrackers doing the Electric Slide.

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Argentine Tango.
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But, what if you can't dance? [Frown]
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Hey, I wanna do the Macarena! [Big Grin]
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The Queer Eye For The Straight Guy consultant (Jai) says you should never have as many chairs as you have people, because you want to encourage mingling.

*smile*

Oh, and also: I had a dream today about dkw and Bob_Scopatz's wedding. (yes, today, I took a nap) It was kind of sad for me, though, because nobody knew who I was (and those people who did know who I was didn't care). I guess today is what you would call a 'low self-esteem day'. Hehe. Also sad: I left CR at home. Alone. And he is six. Not a good dream.
And for some reason, Bob was thinner and in a wheelchair.
He was wearing some really nice black cargo pants, though.
[Dont Know]

I don't know where the Army will put us in the next few months, but if it's near Ames, IA; I trust that my dream was false, and I'll be both welcomed AND remembered? *whine*

[Blushing]

And still stunned by the news.

And congratulations to two of my favorite posters. It couldn't happen to a nicer pair of folks.

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quote:
BTW, 4/2/2005 is a Saturday.
Dude, that's my birthday.

.........

er, anyway...

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