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No, I mean it. With your insidious games and theme bars and cute baby pictures and Serenity threads and even the sad deceased author news . . . you are clearly all conspiring to keep me up past my bedtime and make me non-functional tomorrow.
Well, it won't work. Not anymore. I'm on to you now. I'm going to bed!
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No, I was talking about myself, thank you very much. But, I suppose if you want it, I can give you the position of head of human resources.
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I provide people like Tante, clod, Tinros, yourself and others with a peaceful way to end your day in Hatrack.
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Hmm, okay. I can admit to that, but then again I am turning my Bar/Grill into a Inn that includes a Bar and Resteraunt. I may even need to hire a larger staff than just Tinros....
So sleep there when you need to. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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quote:I provide people like Tante, clod, Tinros, yourself and others with a peaceful way to end your day in Hatrack.
You, Sir, are providing a public service. I eagerly await the day when you expand your establishment to include a whole board of your own where like-minded people can eat, drink and exchange witty repartees.
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As much as I abhor this behavior, it still does not make you a bad person. Now, if you took the Heinz company hostage, forced them to stop making ketchup, and blew up all existing supplies, destroyed all copies of the recipe, and murdered everyone who knew it, that might be a place to start.
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Oh, it starts off innocently enough. First it's sounding off on Hatrack, then buying off-brands of ketchup, then the next thing you know you are straying off the beaten path, and before you know it you're bumping off Heinz ketchup executives.
Bad, I tell you. Evil.
(edited to make it funnier--how pathetic to be forced to admit that.)
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No, Tante, I will no longer be cowed by your threatening tactics! This is the thread where I stand up to evil in all its forms! I shall tell everyone that I saw . . . that . . . ummm . . .
what was i saying?
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Her benevolence Tante Shvester is the most benign of shvesters (or is that most benign of tantes?) with only your best interests at heart. And all hail to quidscribis.
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You know, after some thinking maybe I am a bad person. After all I keep getting Uprooted drunk up to her gills every time she comes into my bar, and not stopping her as she sings drunken renditions of Queens "we are the Champions" while I wait for her cab to show up.
I am a bad, bad man.
Plus I work my assistant to the bone with very little pay. (not)
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Now that is just so not true, Advent. I've only ever had non-alcoholic Freezers there. And nachos. *thinks* At least I don't remember anything like that . . .
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quote:I actually prefer Heinz to Hunt's. Guess I'm crazy, then.
No, that would make you sane. Hunt's is a weak, lame impostor, and shall be smitten with the Ketchup of Righteousness.
And quid, if you're the Antichrist, that means you're not technically a "bad person", just "pure evil", right? Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: Now that is just so not true, Advent. I've only ever had non-alcoholic Freezers there. And nachos. *thinks* At least I don't remember anything like that . . .
Thats because you tried a Dr. Device. It can cause temporary memory loss.
But I have to say, even wasted you have a beautiful singing voice.
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No. Its the name of one of my drinks at the bar:
Dr. Device - Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
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The penguin is truuuly evil. But bad naaaaaaa...
And your voodoo powers don't work on... *KERSPLAT*....what just happened...i was saying *falls of chair*...as i was...*book flies across room at me*...um um um help.... Posts: 832 | Registered: Jan 2005
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