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That's right! Summer travel season is upon us. Time to hitch yer wagonload of puns to the nearest oxy-moron and hit the trail! I'll pull atcha till we get this one moving.
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Smackdown 41? Just going to retread this over and over until it's totally out of gas, eh? The next one better be about Doug Adams, or I'll belt ya.
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Well, there doesn't seem to be very ex tan sive enthusiam for this topic. Not many puns are showing up, and of the ones that are, summer pretty forced.
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The heady flow of bad puns has left me exhausted. Now that spring is over, I'm experiencing lowered tolerance. The next person to drop a bad pun will find themselves ridden out of town on a rail.
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I need a quick primer - how does a Smackdown work? The manifold possibilities have given me a head ache - I need some compression.
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The disdain for puns in this thread seems lackluster. Y'all need some instruction on how to fake-a-shunning.
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You know, there is a new annoyance out there in the world. Instead of religion being pedaled door to door or on tv, soccer moms have started in as well.
They are called minivangelists.
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That last one was bad enough to give someone gas. O line the walls with soundproof material, she's gonna blow!
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Elizabeth, I've heard about a group of soccer mom call girls operating in South LA that wear ties and preach while performing their services. Apparently these Pros El Ties are making money hand over fist (if you'll pardon the visual).
I hope you'll also pardon the sidetrack but I couldn't resist the proseletyze pun.
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Some families never vacation in tropical areas, especially islands. They stick to dry land. Such is the case with the Veigh's. They have even named the phenomena after them. It is called the Family Veigh Cay Shun.
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Whatever you do this summer, don't fall out of a moving vehicle. You'll get a VERY painful rash. That's why they call it asphalt.
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