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When he wants to lose weight, he puts on SPF 30.
I had him come by for a visit once and I caught him raiding the fridge -- he was staring at that little light bulb.
When he drives a convertible, does he get pulled over for drinking and driving?
In his teens he was bulemic. He'd sit all day in the sun and then rush into the bathroom to glow up.
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Most of us are waiting patiently for you to either figure out that the way you behave isn't conducive to the community, or leave.
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quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: Most of us are waiting patiently for you to either figure out that the way you behave isn't conducive to the community, or leave.
When Papa Janitor or our Great Scott decide for me to leave.. THEN I leave. Otherwise, yer stuck with me. Sorry.
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Li Hong Zhi can fly, freeze his enemies, and block bullets. And he could do all that several years ago.
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quote:Originally posted by Robin Kaczmarczyk: Shouldn't the government be investigating this guy? I mean.. What if he is an alien?
Maybe he is illegal or something. Maybe there's a law against eating the sun.
Ultimately, we all eat the sun. All the energy in our food, no matter what it is, is ultimately converted solar radiation. Posts: 6394 | Registered: Dec 1999
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