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I'm sick. My father is visiting, and has apparently brought over a deadly bug from Norway, to which the population of California has no immunity. If you hear of a new pandemic virus sweeping across the US, you'll know who to blame. I won't care, I'll be long gone by then. And a good thing, too. My throat hurts. Posts: 10645 | Registered: Jul 2004
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California? Crap, I'm staying inside for the next week. Please get better before that, so I can go to the grocery store.
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King of Men, you can't die. You can't die. I will go sacrifice two trees to the spirits in your honor. You are a good man. You shall recover!
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If this is the start of the superflu, a la The Stand, I urge any and all surviving hatrackers to meet me in Boulder once the dust settles.
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(I'm so sorry. Not sorry enough to backspace, though. I couldn't resist. Here, have a Ricola, it will make your throat feel better. But not the square kind, they just dig into your throat and make it hurt worse.)
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My father is visiting, and has apparently brought over a deadly bug from Norway, to which the population of California has no immunity. If you hear of a new pandemic virus sweeping across the US, you'll know who to blame. I won't care, I'll be long gone by then. And a good thing, too. My throat hurts. 
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