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Shan
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Nathan and I went to the zoo today.

He asked me what my favorite animal was.

I told him the porcupine was rather stuck in my mind.

*giggles*

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You have a sharp wit, Shan.
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That takes a lot of spine, Shan.
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Elizabeth
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Stop needling her, Storm Saxon.
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Beren One Hand
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He meant well. He's not trying to be a prick or anything.
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Was the porcupine down on the docks? I've always heard that where there's a quill there's a quay, but I've never seen it myself.
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Icarus
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That was painful.

::stabs self::

[ October 15, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Icarus ]

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Shan
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ROFL.

No pointed barbs at my amateur puns, Icky!

*grin*

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I'm so unpunny! I can never think up good zingers in these threads. [Frown]
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Shan
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It was purely by accident, Cecily.

Y'know - Nathan's at that awkward age where he's torn between laughing with me, and bristling at my pithy attempts at humor.

Get it? He "bristles" . . . *laughs more*

*goes back to coffee and making breakfast*

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Beren One Hand
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Why did the Chinese doctor hug a bristling baby porcupine?

He wanted to get a cute puncture.

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Shan
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*grin*

You've scored a mighty pun with that one, Beren.

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Hmm. You have a point there.
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*laughs* Shan, I did that once too, and had myself rolling. If you can't make other people laugh, making yourself laugh is a close second.

We were at the zoo looking at the Bengel Tigers. My son said something about being glad he wasn't in the cage with them. I said I was glad I wasn't either, because with my feline allergies, I'd be catatonic in no time.

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Shan
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LOL.

Maybe we should have a zoo pun thread. Has Bob already done one of those?

*can't remember*

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[Big Grin]

I need to get myself a kid so I can have an audience for my jokes.

[ October 16, 2005, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Beren One Hand ]

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Shan
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I've offered to share Nathan with you - he'd enjoy sharpening his up-and-coming attorney's teeth on you, too, I'm sure.

[Wink]

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Beren One Hand
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*bites Nathan*
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While visiting friends in India I realized that there was almost no meat to be had. I tried the local ribs, but they weren't the good hog-ribs I get at home. I started crying to my host about it. He said either, "Its Pork you pine" or "Its porcupine".

I don't know which. I'm just glad I am not there anymore. Pass the pork fat.

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Telperion the Silver
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I love these threads.
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Shan
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*bump*

Just cause I needed to remember the funniness . . .

*grin*

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