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Libbie
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I'm pretty sure this was written by a kid. Apparently, somebody found this sci-fi story in a public library, just left on one of the desks.

http://destinationsaturn.googlepages.com/home

I've been giggling over it all morning. It's better than anything I ever wrote when I was a kid, that's for sure.

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Tante Shvester
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How quaint! A typewriter! I remember those from when I was a kid, back in the last century.
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Libbie
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HAHAHHA SPACE RUSSIAN!
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"His dog and his brotter [sic] had become linked inexorably in his mind. He would avenge two deaths."

Oh, man. This shows promise. I'll read it when I have more time to collapse helplessly laughing. That is so adorable.

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rivka
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Fascinating. Not only did this "kid" use a typewriter, he apparently also used one extremely long sheet of paper.
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Libbie
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heehee, rivka.

I've been perusing through it when I have a free moment. It never stops being cute/funny. I can see myself writing something like this when I was about nine. I hope the person who wrote it was/is young.... [Eek!]

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"He could blast Rostov's mind, making him as smart as a dog, or as dumb as a little child, perhaps three years old, or younger."

This kid deserves some kind of award. It's super!

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Libbie
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Okay, I finally finished it. It's so funny! And kinda sweet. I think it HAD to have been written by a kid.

I made some "fan art" to celebrate Destination Saturn. Enjoy.

R.I.P. ROSTOV.

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It smells of fraud to me. What sort of kid today uses a typewriter?
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Libbie
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I don't know. It could be possible, couldn't it? Couldn't a kid find a typewriter sitting up in the attic and decide he wants to play around with it?

My husband thinks it's written by a not-entirely-there, older adult - which would explain the typewriter better.

What kind of hoaxter uses a typewriter these days?

It's quite a mystery. But it's hilariously bad, regardless.

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James Tiberius Kirk
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Hehe. This could use an application of the Grand List.

--j_k

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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
It smells of fraud to me.

*nod*
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Tante Shvester
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And not just one typewriter, either. The author keeps moving his one long sheet of paper from one typewriter to another.

Remember when font sizes were called "pica" and "elite"?

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It could have been those autofeed sheets for those old printers (that we *still* use at my workplace). Tear off the holes and the side and start typing! (Clickety-clack...)
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