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ANGIER: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?

BORDEN: I just... don't know.

ANGIER: YOU SON OF A BITCH!

BORDEN: Look, I'm really sorry...

[Clearly unwelcome, Borden starts to shuffle away.]

ANGIER: WOLVERINE COULD TOTALLY KICK BATMAN'S ASS.

BORDEN: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!


[And thus, a rivalry is born.]

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CUTTER: See, what you need to do is steal Borden's new act. I mean, it's a great act, but he sucks at selling it.


Borden's Transported Man

BORDEN: Hey guys, this is my new act, hope you like it, it's better than the interlocking ring thing, which kind of sucked but I've only got eight fingers now so, you know, cut me a break, so here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna bounce this ball and run through this door and come out the other door before it stops bouncing, okay, here it goes.

THE AUDIENCE: *crickets*

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