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pH
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You were the best thing ever to come to Taco Bell. Let us all have a moment of silence for the cheesy gordita crunch. 'cause I can't find a Taco Bell that sells them anymore. Can you?

-pH

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I'm not sure if it ever even came to my Taco Bell.
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I thought that was a promotion about five years ago, at least around here it was. Never tried it, just saw comercials.
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Mmmm, crunchweezy. Or was it crafelty?
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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
You were the best thing ever to come to Taco Bell. Let us all have a moment of silence for the cheesy gordita crunch. 'cause I can't find a Taco Bell that sells them anymore. Can you?

-pH

WHAT?

NO!

I NEVER GOT TO TRY ONE!

I NEVER GOT TO TRY ONE!!!

[Angst] [Cry]

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Oh no! [Frown] I weep for you. 'tis better to have loved and lost...

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Eww, Taco Bell...

Why do people think that is actually authentic Mexican food?

Hey, pH, come hither and I shall cook you one that was even better than Taco Bell's.

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You just want me in your house so you can take advantage of me!

-pH

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Ha, I misread the title of this thread and was completely confused. I thought it said church not crunch. [Confused]

I had odd visions a of some mystical church revolving around Taco Bell! [ROFL]

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Never had one. I like chalupas but I cannot have one ever because there's not a taco bell near me and I have to stop eating stuff that tastes good and has fat.
*Eats cookies*

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
You just want me in your house so you can take advantage of me!

-pH

You know you want me, baby. There is no escaping my bombastically mexican love.
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quote:
Why do people think that is actually authentic Mexican food?
Taco Bell is authentic Taco Bell food.

Myself, I mourn the passing of the cheesy crunchy grilled stuft burrito. Not that I could eat anything that delicious anymore anyway. Perhaps it's for the best.

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quote:
Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
Eww, Taco Bell...

Why do people think that is actually authentic Mexican food?

Why do you think anyone thinks it's authentic Mexican food? Have you ever seen the people in a Taco Bell? Do they look like they're in search of a cultural experience?

It's cheap, greasy and edible. Mystery solved.

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I agree with Baron Samedi, I'm pretty sure that nobody actually believes that there is anything "authentic" about taco bell. That said, in my experience it is pretty much the same price and speed at pretty much any small mexican restaurant you can find, and the food is quite often better. I'm not sure why people don't just do that instead.
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quote:
Originally posted by ricree101:
I agree with Baron Samedi, I'm pretty sure that nobody actually believes that there is anything "authentic" about taco bell. That said, in my experience it is pretty much the same price and speed at pretty much any small mexican restaurant you can find, and the food is quite often better. I'm not sure why people don't just do that instead.

Very true, taco bell is expensive for the portions they give you. I can spend the same amount at the local Tex/Mex joint and get way better food and is just as quick. When I lived in DC there was even a Tex/Mex place that had a drive through and the best Carne Asada (sp?) in the area! Ummmmm, darn there's no little hungry Graemlin licking his lips to show hunger, but now I want some Tex/Mex! [Grumble]
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Oh man, I loved the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I would sometimes order two of them when I go there. At least they still have the Zesty Chicken Border Bowl...
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They're still selling them at Taco Bell in Tujunga. Come visit us in Sunland-Tujunga, and I'll buy you one...
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quote:
Originally posted by Libbie:
I NEVER GOT TO TRY ONE!

Me neither. I'm not upset, though.
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quote:
Originally posted by B34N:
Very true, taco bell is expensive for the portions they give you. I can spend the same amount at the local Tex/Mex joint and get way better food and is just as quick. When I lived in DC there was even a Tex/Mex place that had a drive through and the best Carne Asada (sp?) in the area! Ummmmm, darn there's no little hungry Graemlin licking his lips to show hunger, but now I want some Tex/Mex! [Grumble]

It depends what you get. If you go for the value menu, you can get an awful lot of food for pretty cheap. Like 1/2 pound burritos for $0.99, at least at our local place. Taco Bell is also the only place open after 1 on weeknights (and the only place open after 2 on weekends), so they get bonus points from this insomniac.

That said, Taco Bell can be really hit or miss. Sometimes the Grade D meat and cheesey goodness are the best thing on this planet - sometimes it's just disgusting.

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I suppose I can get by with the quesidillas again. The CGC was very good though, and filling too. I have also enjoyed the Taco Bell late at night.
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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
Never had one. I like chalupas but I cannot have one ever because there's not a taco bell near me and I have to stop eating stuff that tastes good and has fat.
*Eats cookies*

I can mail you a Chalupa if you'd like.
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I'm still mourning the loss of the chilito.
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That could work, but wouldn't it arrive cold?
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Maybe I could pack it with foil.
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you know, i can go year round and get a cheesy gordita crunch. it may not be on the menu but they will make it if you ask. Always have.
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It's funny. When I was in France, surrounded by delicious, fresh, high-quality cuisine wherever I went, the only American food I really ever CRAVED was Taco Bell. That's specifically Taco Bell, not Mexican (as everyone has pointed out, TB is nowhere near authentic Mexican.) I can't explain it.
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Same thing happened with me in London. I craved Taco Bell and Mountain Dew and couldn't find either. : (
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I'm still mourning the loss of the chilito.
Ditto.

By the way, this thread made me hungry. I went to my local Taco Bell and had 2 steak cheesy gordita crunches. They are still on the menu at my Utah Taco Bell.

Since food is part of our forum title, we should petition for a yummie graemlin.

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I guess I was just being misguided by Carlos Mencia...

Ask Whitey!

*Might be offensive, but it's also really funny.

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Alas, I too never even got a chance to try it. I mourn for all the cheesey gordito crunchiness that I will never know. [Cry]
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I'm hooked on the grilled stuffed burrito. And mourning for the fajita variant thereof.

Taco Bell retains a soft spot in my heart because it was the fast food of my youth. When we needed to get food and come back to doing something on those never-quite-dark 4 AM Anchorage nights, Taco Bell was there: cheap, filling, and... While I'm not calling it haute cuisine... Tasty.

I agree that Taco Bell is not particularly authentic mexican food. But many of the cheaper varieties of authentic mexican food are also rich in things like lard, tripe, and tongue. Sometimes there's something to be said for the inauthentic, homogenized version.

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Only place I ever got food poisoning (or something like it) was at a Taco Bell. After a while, I went back. And I loved it.

In college it was about a 15 minute walk from my dorm and if it wasn't open 24 hrs, it was always open at just the right times. It was inside the convenience store... ahhhh, the good old days...

I stopped eating fast food a while ago, for no reason other than I wanted to stop eating fast food. Taco Bell is still a place I'm up for... and enjoy almost every time...

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quote:
Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
I guess I was just being misguided by Carlos Mencia...

Ask Whitey!

*Might be offensive, but it's also really funny.

*was appointed Hater Supreme in the "I Hate Carlos Mencia" facebook group. Wins* [Razz]

Also, whenever I'm out of the country I lose like a pound a day. And it's not that I don't like the food. I love the food. But for some reason I never eat much of it.

-pH

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RIP Choco Taco (at least at Taco Bell)

I had a friend who worked at Taco Bell, and provided free nourishment all the time. Since then, I have a hard time actually paying for Taco Bell food (it's not bad, it's no authentic mexican or even tex-mex, but it isn't bad).

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I want a Choco Taco too! Don't they have those at Circle K or something?
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quote:

There is no escaping my bombastically mexican love.

Winner.
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I agree that Taco Bell is not particularly authentic mexican food. But many of the cheaper varieties of authentic mexican food are also rich in things like lard, tripe, and tongue. Sometimes there's something to be said for the inauthentic, homogenized version.

It is reasoning similar to this that makes me infinitely more fond of Americanized™ Chinese food that only superficially resembles the food they would actually serve you in China.
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For the past three yeras, the only thing I've ordered from Taco Bell was the cheesy gordita crunch. There is no longer any reason for me to eat their ever again.

And I feel that Taco Bell food is to mexican food as Americanized chinese food is to real chinese food. I don't care if it's not authentic, it's just delicious. [Big Grin]

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I love taco bell. But I am under no illusions that it is authentic.

I love real mexican food too, but it can be very hit or miss. Sometimes it's nothing but manteca with a little bit of mystery meat in it.

For those of you missing your cheesey gordita crunch might I recommend a Crunchwrap Supreme? It's like a tostada wrapped in a tortilla and toasted.

(I miss the choco taco too =(

Pix

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Mexican food is basically just beans, meat and cheese. I mean, really, how hard is it to make yourself?
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Good news people!

Order it anyway, about half the time they will make it!

I used to work at TB and we did that all the time. They don't remove the old stuff from the computer, so they can charge you correctly and it's not as if they don't have the ingredients to make it!

Just ask, heck, it's just a taco wrapped in a gordita shell with melted cheese.

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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Mexican food is basically just beans, meat and cheese. I mean, really, how hard is it to make yourself?

Carnitas, Tamales, Chile Relleno, and other foods of the Mexican / Latin type would like to disagree with this statement...

Now if you want to amend the statement to cover primarily Taco Bell (read: not Mexican) food, I'll happily agree.

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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
It is reasoning similar to this that makes me infinitely more fond of Americanized™ Chinese food that only superficially resembles the food they would actually serve you in China.

Thanks to more authentic Chinese food, I can say that I have consumed jellyfish.

And, thank the powers, now I never have to do that again.

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I had one last night, actually. Taco Bell in Wilmington, Delaware apparently still has them ;-). If you want, I can buy one and ship it to your place.
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Mexican food is basically just beans, meat and cheese. I mean, really, how hard is it to make yourself?

Ignorance at it's best.
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Doesn't Gordita mean "little fat girl?"
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I don't know if the places around here are still selling them (I take Taco Bueno over Taco Bell any day), but I do know I still see the commercials every few days for the cheesy gordita crunch. That makes me assume that it's still being sold around here. Not sure though.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Not necessarily. It means, "Little fat one." But it's using the female form of it, so it could refer to a cow, a girl, or anything that is also a feminine. As it is, it's just "little fat one".
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No, actually, I'd say a direct translation is "little fat girl." Spanish is very gender specific.
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quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
No, actually, I'd say a direct translation is "little fat girl." Spanish is very gender specific.

Pardon me asking, but are you a native spanish speaker? If so, from where?

I'm asking because I just have to disagree with your post.

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