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Puffy Treat
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Since every horror film of the past 50-60 years seems to be getting an extra-gory big budget Hollywood remake these days...how long before we see -this- trailer?

STUDIO LOGO

TEXT ON SCREEN: There is no way out of here.

MONTAGE- Scenes of a car filled with (what else?) BEAUTIFUL TEENAGERS driving pasts fields and farmland.

CLOSE-UP on the "lead teen", MICHAEL kissing his girlfriend, MARGARET.

TEXT ON THE SCREEN: It'll be dark soon.

We see the car turn down a barren, rocky looking road with a sign...VALLEY LODGE.

MUSIC begins, discordant, ugly.

MARGARET (offscreen voice): "Mike, I don't like this."

MONTAGE- rapid shots of burning torches, strange idols, and mysterious WOMEN in ROBES

MICHAEL: "There's nothing to worry about, it's all your imagination."

MONTAGE- Rapid shots of a growling, vicious DOG, a BURNING HAND, a mysterious MAN in a ROBE

ROBED WOMAN (offscreen voice): "The others must die. They all must DIE!"

TEXT ON SCREEN: He has left the world, but he is with us always...he is always with us.

YET ANOTHER MONTAGE: Brief glimpses of DRUNK, MAKING OUT TEENS, SWEATY, BELLIGERANT COPS, WRESTLING ROBED WOMEN!

Finally, we see MICHAEL, MARGARET, and other other BEAUTIFUL TEENS pull up beside a bizarre, ramshackle BED & CULT-FEST. The door creaks open, and out shuffles....

TORGO: "I aM tOrGo. I tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR iS aWaY..."

DRAMATIC MUSIC STING, FILM LOGO: MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE

(The haunting TORGO theme plays quietly as the film credits are shown)

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Strider
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i can't wait. can we jump straight the MST3K version though?
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