It would be the perfume that is as much you as the loops and swirls of your signature is you. A signature is distinctive not because of the name necessarily but because of the way the name is written.
However, I am incapable of putting my signature scent in a forum because we do not have smell-o-computers, and naming the scent would be putting "the name that descibes me in one word" rather than the signature scent.
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Dan! You made me snort! My signature scent a this point in my life would be a combo of soured milk, playdough and a faint under score of poopoo diaper. Let's call it "ExhaustedMommy"
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Yeah, but to sell it you'd have to call it "Mom Fahteeg" with a little "long 'o'" bar over the "o". Oh, and put it in a bottle that looks a little like it melted.
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It would be the perfume that is as much you as the loops and swirls of your signature is you. A signature is distinctive not because of the name necessarily but because of the way the name is written.
However, I am incapable of putting my signature scent in a forum because we do not have smell-o-computers, and naming the scent would be putting "the name that descibes me in one word" rather than the signature scent.
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I'd have a whole line of cologne called "Yes, Dear." There would be "Yes, Dear, I washed the dishes" which would smell like dish soap, "Yes, Dear, I mowed the lawn" which would smell like fresh cut grass (but hypo-allergenic, of course), "Yes, Dear, I changed the baby's diaper" which would smell faintly of talcum powder, etc.
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"Ode Due Singapore" For those who want to smell a little funny. Mix suave Bing Crosby, dopey Bob Hope, and a smattering of Dorothy Lamar for a high seas/island romp and you begin to understand the totally un-subtle aroma we provide.
Of course, all three of them have been dead for some time, so the stench they are currently creating may not be altogether pleasant.
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