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JBShearer
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This post hereby ends all posts. Do not enquire why posts have ended. All you need to know is that they have. Ended. No more. Really. But you don't have to take my word for it. . . .


<Disclaimer: This post is unofficial- without authority, foresight, and good judgement. Continue to post, if you want. Really. Go ahead. I dare you. See what happens.>


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punahougirl84
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Let me guess... procrastinating???
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cvgurau
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That, or a plant of some kind.

Get some sleep, JB. Go on. Sleep it off.


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AeroB1033
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*Looks over the backyard fence*

"MORE SPAM!"


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Kolona
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The 'war to end all wars' didn't work, why should this?
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TruHero
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WOW! So this is what it looks like at the end. I was expecting it to be much different than this. Bigger! Better! Brighter! (the three B's of the end). Well, this is a real disappointment. I don't think I like this at all. No, I am sure of it. Now my evening is shot to hell, thank you so much! I am now going to drown myself in beer or ice cream, which ever I have in greater abundance in the fridge.
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TheoPhileo
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Aw, man! I still had so much to say.
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quote:
I am now going to drown myself in beer or ice cream, which ever I have in greater abundance in the fridge.

This kind of decision is why I always have more ice cream than beer in my fridge.


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Monolith
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WOW!! Boredom must've hit someone directly in the head. You know who you are.
To qoute a movie, " That's all I got to say about that"

-BHJr-


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That's supposed to be a ROOT beer float!
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Pyre Dynasty
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So if that was the last post then this and all other posts didn't really happen. In which case we have slipped into an altrinate reality. Where the impossible is possible. I think I'm gonna go enter the Lottery and then stop by Vegas. While I'm at it I'll go and petition the government to make me the unofficial king of all the world. (And then I'll get my novel published probably should have done that first.)
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punahougirl84
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Maybe that's the problem - this is an "altrinate" reality - that's why my Mega Millions lottery ticket didn't win I think it's also proof there is no life after death, or at least people who have passed (like my mom) can't go kick the higher-powers behind to get their kid's ticket to win... or the winner's dearly passed beloved had more power than my mom... nuts.
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Pyre Dynasty
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Or perhaps your mom's afraid you'll do something horrible like become a drug trafficer, or get a Donald Trump hairdo with all that money.
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