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Darth Petra
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I'm new. You might know me from Philotic, but now I've come ot bother you chumps.

And I'm hungry. What should I eat for breakfast?

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pooka
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Rebel scum?
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Darth Petra
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Yes, but I'm still in my PJ's, and I have Latin Class in about an hour or so. So it needs to be quick.
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Javert
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Oatmeal.

That's what I did.

It does a Jedi good.

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Rakeesh
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Oatmeal keeps a Jedi regular, which is necessary. Getting constipated is of the dark side.

Or, if your use of the word 'chumps' means you watch the show I think you watch, I'd advise you ingest some of Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil instead. It's made with 10% more love than the next leading competitor!

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Darth Petra
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I don't watch the show you think I watch.

I had an unborn chick with cheese and a glass of liquid from the inside of a cow.

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pooka
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Just cheese? Not the leavings of bacteria and fungus upon the cow's secretions, activated by the innards of her offspring?
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Well then, you should watch the show I thought you watched but didn't. It's pretty damn good.

Did you first mangle the remains of the unborn chick before mixing in the bovine bacterial leavings with it?

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As long as it wasn't green and served with the cured remains of a dead pig, I'm sure your meal of unborn chick was delightful.
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Darth Petra
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Yes, I did mangle them.

I've had green eggs before. Food Coloring. Yum.

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I suggest eggs, sausage, toast w/ jelly, orange juice or milk, a fruit? other as needed. mmm I loves me my breakfast
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Darth Petra
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ONly now I"m not hungry anymore.
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Unless there was a rooster involved, there was no chick to mangle... I prefer my eggs without little red spots, thank you very much.
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The Rabbit
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I had plantains fried in ghee and sprinkled with cane sugar for breakfast. That and a glass of milk.
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Darth Petra
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I had little balls of fried fat for breakfast today.
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Yum
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The Rabbit
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quote:
Originally posted by lobo:
Unless there was a rooster involved, there was no chick to mangle... I prefer my eggs without little red spots, thank you very much.

The little red spots are caused when a blood vessel bursts in the chickens ovary and have nothing to do with whether or not there was a rooster involved.
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