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There were two muffin in the oven. One turned to the other and said "boy it's hot in here". The other looked back and said "Holy crap!!! A talking muffin!!!"
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Two penguins were sitting in a bath tub. One pengiun says to the other penguin, "Hey Penguin! Pass the soap!" The other pengiun turns and says, "Whaddya think I am, a typewriter??"
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The penguin/typewriter joke is told in a group of people, where the majority of the group knows the joke -- which is, in fact, that the joke is not real. They all laugh uproariously at the joke and see how long it takes Average Joe "I don't get it!" To buckle under the peer pressure and say he gets it too.
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You laught at a joke three times; First when you hear it, second when its explained to you, and third when you get it.
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Leonide: that joke was not meant to be cruel in any way, shape, or form. This seemed like the thread for cheesy jokes, and since that one is practically velveeta I thought I would add it. Sorry if you (or anyone else) took it the wrong way.
Maybe I should have added this (j/k )??
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
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[Snooty faux-adult wannabe voice] "Oh, I see now. You're being ironic." [/Snooty faux-adult wannabe voice]
[Dan Conner voice] "No, actually I was being sarcastic, but it's ironic that you don't know the difference." [/Dan Conner voice]
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Heh. I was reading through this thread, oblivious to the fact that it was a year old, when I came to the post by (j/k ). I looked at it for a second, thinking "huh. Didn't I create a logon like that once? I wonder who created this one? Porter?" Then I discovered that it was mine, and that the thread was ancient.
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There was a family of tomatoes walking in a row. First walked the mommy, behind her the daddy, and finally the baby tomato. The baby kept lagging behind. Finally the daddy turned around, stomped his foot, and yelled, "Catch up!" (ketchup)
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