You never know when someone's iteration of a thread is going to surpass the old version. Like CT's newbie thread.
But I think the intelligent response to the impulse to squish a newbie or youngling would be to actually bump a really old thread, rather than snark on their thread.
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Ralphie, I think you need to recruit some more minions to let everyone know about the Ralphie love. Just let them know that for each convert they make, they'll receive a small portion of the Ralphie adoration. For each minion they recruit, they'll receive another small portion of Ralphie adoration.
Kinda like Amway, but with spankings.
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Ralphie, you know the problem isn't a lack of newbie love. It's that that love is a cold and hollow love. They've loving is parroting of the adoration of your original fans in an attempt to seem cool and fit in. Congrats, you're still a celebrity! Only, y'know, without all the half naked men and truckloads of money.
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And I'd like to add my support to Ralphie's subconscious scouting for newbie minions.
Much like a top level executive in a pyramid scheme, I like to see each of my minions actively recruiting. I can totally live off of residual admiration.
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