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If you want to stop falling, you should get rid of the Plancks. If you don't I might just have to cesium.
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Pst, about Ron for Pres, I mean he's a bright guy, um, but he's no Einstein-ium. I don't mean for this to get Heavy or such, but to win the election he'd have to like win the big states like, um, Californium and such. And to do that, he'd have to like, um, go all Organic.
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Name the 3 most common types of Chemistry sub-categories.
Nuclear Chemistry Bio Chemistry Organic Chemistry
Hence it logically follows that Organic foods are really WMDs, and Organic Farmers are all terrorists.
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Did you hear about NASA's attempt to open a restaurant near Jupiter? Soon, everyone will be able to Io dine.
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When getting ready to watch a video with Canadians it's not unusal for one to hand you some popcorn and say "A, pop tose."
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I had a really bad Crick in my neck needed to ask someone for help. "Cirr – Oh, sis!" I didn't realize it was my sister until she turned around. She asked me "Watt's wrong?" and I said, "It's my necro, sis. Know what xyline?" She had a sympathetic response at first and then sternly asked "Do eu kar yotic?" I tried to be succinate, "Yes!" It was hard to focus my thoughts; the papain kept messing up my concentration gradient.
Suddenly she burst into tears. "Whoa," I thought, "ICPMS." I knew I needed to offer her a complement or diffuse her somehow. I know to make sure it doesn't sound like a peptide talk, after all, I'm not a dopamine. It was time to go home but I knew cheering her up was the rate-limiting step. "Isn’t denature beautiful?" I asked, pointing to the trees, "It’s nice to be outside our four Waals, sometimes." "Thanks, Gene," she sniffed. I hated having to cheer her up all the time; it was some sort of futile cycle. I keep hoping it's some kind of FAD but I guess it's a phase she’ll pass through. Nevertheless, part of me wants to insulin her from harm.
But it was time to go back to our duplex. I put on my CAP and called, "HeLa!" to stop a cab. I was worried the CAB driver was trypsin, but I trusted him to stearic. The operator transmitted us home with no problems. I opened the liqour cabinet, we were in Texas and it was time for some southern blotting. But not so much that I'd YAC, that's just gross.
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btw I thought of you guys today. I was listening to the usual classical station, but with a substitute announcer do the daily trivia question. This week I guess the questions are about Ravell and he made this awful pun about "after this peice we will Ravell the answer" It was pathetic and bad, especially considering the quality of puns I've become accustomed to here!
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[punoff] As beautiful as BtL's post is, I have no basis for knowing if he's punning or just making words up. It's giving me an inferiority complex - maybe I should talk about tortious feoffment. [punon]
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btw I thought of you guys today. I was listening to the usual classical station, but with a substitute announcer do the daily trivia question. This week I guess the questions are about Ravell and he made this awful pun about "after this peice we will Ravell the answer" It was pathetic and bad, especially considering the quality of puns I've become accustomed to here!![[Hail]](graemlins/hail.gif)
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