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I love to play tennis, and I always call "Lob it to me!" Then I usually brain my opponent with a smash.
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I prefer football - I like to play wide receiver. But I hate it when the defensive back is always Interferon.
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There were so many of us in the hosptital with needles in our arms attached to poles that we started our own club: The IV League.
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Have you read about the controvery surrounding the latest railroad innovation. Apparently there is a company that has invented a new concept in rail system propulsion. Instead of combustion engines they have some sort of wind driven propulsion that beats the air much like a canoe paddle. The company's name is New Row and it is facing severe opposition from entrenched Rail competitors. The latest volley of propaganda from the innovative company read, Use your brain, New Row trains matter.
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There was a play I was in, and my friend isis was I it as well. She played the mother. The night befre the show, Isis got really sick, and so on the program, it mentions my friend Celia, who Plays Ma fer Isis.
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Hey Elizabeth, did you ever get the present that Farmgirl and I sent you from Sam's club? Or hear from the hospital ward that you were staying in that they got it?
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Banna, I did not, but there are two packages there that I have to pick up. I am sure that they are the ones, or it is one of those.
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Yay! There is a mild time sensitivity on them, so the sooner you can get the the better off the present will work in the long run. But it isn't crucial. Probably any time in the next week would be fine.
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Then there were the two ladies who interrupted a pun thread with personal chit chat. They asked if they could give the others candies to make up for it: "We'll give you da mint, ya?"
They were crazy to think that'd work.
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The doctor was in the checkout line when someone asked him about a condition she had. This is very dangerous for a doctor - if he makes a mistake, he can be sued for mall practice.
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There's a new drug being tested - hopefully it will replace x-rays. When administered, it turns skin and muscle transparent, allowing direct examination of the organs. Doctors hope this new clear medicine will reduce exposure to radiation in patients.
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As opposed to those teenage fighting heroes who can put their enemies to sleep: The Mighty Morphine Power Ranges.
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As long as you don't make me get close to old fashioned pens. Every time I get nigh quill I get sleepy.
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I know what you mean Dag, I've been feeling sleepy and achy. I've been a bit under the weather. During the day I've found I have to say "Ah sit, amen" often.
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This awful cough is making it difficult to even enter my password for the different sites I visit. I'll be right in the middle of entering my codein when I start hacking and gagging.
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You'd think that not working for almost 2 weeks would make a body stir crazy. I didn't do much but read and rest but the time still flu by.
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This reminds - if you know anyone writing explanations using a laptop, she should switch her leg position every now and then to give her knee a break.
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The couple that moved from Alaska was never cold - that duo de Nome thought Boston winters a joke.
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Well, I have to take Pepcid becaue my sti=omach is rum balling so much. It must be a holiday thing.
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