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ElJay
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New page!
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Icarus
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Doodiehead isn't a word. tisk tisk [Roll Eyes]
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Javert
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(((surviving gay Palestinian babies)))

They need love too.

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. . .and a Watersonian definition of "thbtptbtpt."
OK, that made me LOL.
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Now somehow the hugging of the aborted gay Palestinian babies formed a graphic image in my mind where no other mention did.

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything...

<3 A.G.P.B.s and Hitler.

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ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size!

[Mad] --|-- [Mad]

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Icarus
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Oops. I stand corrected.

[Roll Eyes]


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quote:
Originally posted by Xavier:
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ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?!
I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size!

[Mad] --|-- [Mad]

What the heck is that? Two smilies playing ping-pong?!

[Roll Eyes] [Mad] [Roll Eyes]

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What the heck is that? Two smilies playing ping-pong?!
As a matter of fact, it is! A very competitive and angry game of ping-pong, mind you.
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quote:
Originally posted by Xavier:
I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size!

[Mad] --|-- [Mad]

Pictures don't lie, X.
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Pre-emptively terminated Muslim Zygote party!
[Party]

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See that one with the balloon?

He is so gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!!

[Group Hug] [Kiss]

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Icarus
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You would certainly know. [Roll Eyes]

[Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by Fluff:
See that one with the balloon?

He is so gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!!

[Group Hug] [Kiss]

So, are the two who keep changing colors bi?

[Party]

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quote:
Originally posted by Fluff:
See that one with the balloon?

He is so gay.


See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! [Razz] )
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quote:
I... But... I...

DOODIEHEAD!

Smiley when you say that, pardner. [Cool]
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Xavier
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quote:
See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! )
You are both right.

This is clearly a homosexual party where they celebrate their successes in destroying straight marriage, the american family, and america itself.

quote:
So, are the two who keep changing colors bi?
Nope, they are transgendered.
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quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
Doodiehead isn't a word. tisk tisk [Roll Eyes]

I beg to differ!
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And they are mac users - you can tell by the funny hats.
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quote:
Originally posted by KarlEd:
quote:
Originally posted by Fluff:
See that one with the balloon?

He is so gay.


See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! [Razz] )
Perhaps your tubes were blocked by my internet barreling along. Stay out of the way of my internet!
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quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
Doodiehead isn't a word. tisk tisk [Roll Eyes]

I beg to differ!
[ROFL]
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Why do we even call [Mad] a smiley. He's more of a "Growlie" or a "Meanie"
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Icarus
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Can you not see his teeth?! [Roll Eyes]

[Mad]

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Would everyone please stop hugging the aborted or surviving gay Palestinian babies?
You pedophiles disgust me. [Mad]

--Enigmatic

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Icarus
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Seriously!

[Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad]

And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman. [Roll Eyes]

[Mad] [Mad]
[Mad] [Mad]

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This threads subject sounds like the title of a classic Mad Magazine article.

Too bad the magazine is dead to me I LOVE MAD [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
Seriously!

[Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad]

And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman.

It could be worse. Your screen name could be a pseudo-intellectual reference to a Greek Myth, or even worse: a reference to a really bad 8 bit video game.

Or even WORSE: a pathetic attempt at quasi-intelligence by fusing two words to appear hip or edgy, like "erosomniac" or "demonstrocity." [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

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Icarus
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I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife.

[Roll Eyes]


[Mad]

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Well, I've heard of "Toys R Us" and "Cars R Us" but "Ick R Us" just seems, icky.
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:lol:
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quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife.

[Roll Eyes]


[Mad]

My wife, had I one, would be much more satisfied than yours, melting-wing-lad.

Alternately, you can send her to me, and I will show her how people with open-ended highschool educations prove to be better husbands and lovers.

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(((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife)))
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Dan- [ROFL]
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Icarus
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quote:
Originally posted by Demonstrocity:
My wife, had I one, . . .

I'm sorry, what did you say?

quote:
Originally posted by Demonstrocity:
My wife, had I one, . . .

That's what I thought you said.

Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy?

Can't say I'm surprised.

[Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]
[Roll Eyes] [Mad] [Roll Eyes]
[Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by Fluff:
(((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife)))

Dude, someone's making time with your woman.

This thread is full of baby-killers, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, gays, and general mouth breathers.

The next person to post is teh loser.

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(((teh losers)))
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*throws flowers*

[Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

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None of this would have happened if it weren't for the laughable assortment of IPU wannabes that have a stranglehold over your brains. A stranglehold so tight that it must be cutting off circulation to your frontal lobes.

Plebs. [Roll Eyes]

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[Evil]
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None of what would have happened? The insecurity you feel when confronted by your intellectual superiors? I'm afraid that's going to happen every time you open a thread.

Or your front door.

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[Mad]
[Mad]
[Mad]
[Roll Eyes]

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quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
[Evil]

Profound.

[Roll Eyes] [Mad] [Roll Eyes]
[Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad]

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This thread is everything that's wrong with Hatrack. Of course, look at who has the most posts in it.
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Talk about insecurity!

That's an awful lot of graemlins there, Icarus. Compensating for anything?

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Icarus
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Count them by yourself, or did you need a calculator?

[Roll Eyes]
[Mad]
[Roll Eyes]
[Mad]
[Roll Eyes]

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Heh. Got two losers with one post.

[Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad]

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quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
quote:
Originally posted by Demonstrocity:
My wife, had I one, . . .

I'm sorry, what did you say?

quote:
Originally posted by Demonstrocity:
My wife, had I one, . . .

That's what I thought you said.

Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy?

Can't say I'm surprised.

Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level.

And your feet smell.

[Roll Eyes] [Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad]

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Got a runny nose? Smelly feet? Chances are you were born upside down.
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Icarus
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quote:
Originally posted by Demonstrocity:
Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level.

"Frolicking" with your grandmother, sisters, and aunts like you say you are doing is incest, you know, and probably illegal.

[Mad] [Roll Eyes] [Mad] [Mad]

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Way to misdeliver a joke, clown.

[Roll Eyes]
[Mad]

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Never stopped you though, has it? [No No]

EDIT - Never stopped Demonstrocity either, for that matter... [No No] [No No]

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