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Topic: An evolutionary curriculum for aborted gay Palestinian babies in Israel
ElJay
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posted July 31, 2006 01:31 PM
New page!
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Javert
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posted July 31, 2006 01:31 PM
(((surviving gay Palestinian babies))) They need love too.
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KarlEd
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posted July 31, 2006 01:33 PM
quote: . . .and a Watersonian definition of "thbtptbtpt." OK, that made me LOL.
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pooka
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posted July 31, 2006 01:34 PM
Now somehow the hugging of the aborted gay Palestinian babies formed a graphic image in my mind where no other mention did. You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything... <3 A.G.P.B.s and Hitler.
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Xavier
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posted July 31, 2006 01:34 PM
quote: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?! I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size! --|--
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:36 PM
quote: Originally posted by Xavier: quote: ElJay, don't you have anything to, you know, say?. Or is quoting someone and adding a smilie enough discourse for your little head?! I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size! --|-- What the heck is that? Two smilies playing ping-pong?!
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Xavier
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posted July 31, 2006 01:38 PM
quote: What the heck is that? Two smilies playing ping-pong?! As a matter of fact, it is! A very competitive and angry game of ping-pong, mind you.
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Noemon
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posted July 31, 2006 01:38 PM
quote: Originally posted by Xavier: I've met Eljay, and I can say that her head is of a standard size! --|-- Picture s don't lie, X.
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Primal Curve
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posted July 31, 2006 01:38 PM
Pre-emptively terminated Muslim Zygote party!
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 01:41 PM
See that one with the balloon? He is so gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 01:41 PM
You would certainly know.
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Javert
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posted July 31, 2006 01:42 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fluff: See that one with the balloon? He is so gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!! So, are the two who keep changing colors bi?
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KarlEd
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posted July 31, 2006 01:45 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fluff: See that one with the balloon? He is so gay. See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! )
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Morbo
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posted July 31, 2006 01:48 PM
quote: I... But... I... DOODIEHEAD! Smiley when you say that, pardner.
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Xavier
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posted July 31, 2006 01:49 PM
quote: See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! ) You are both right. This is clearly a homosexual party where they celebrate their successes in destroying straight marriage, the american family, and america itself. quote: So, are the two who keep changing colors bi? Nope, they are transgendered.
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kmbboots
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posted July 31, 2006 01:50 PM
And they are mac users - you can tell by the funny hats.
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Morbo
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posted July 31, 2006 01:52 PM
quote: Originally posted by KarlEd: quote: Originally posted by Fluff: See that one with the balloon? He is so gay. See, I would have pegged the lavendar one as gay. (And I have gaydar! ) Perhaps your tubes were blocked by my internet barreling along. Stay out of the way of my internet!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2006 02:01 PM
Why do we even call a smiley. He's more of a "Growlie" or a "Meanie"
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 02:18 PM
Can you not see his teeth?!
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Enigmatic
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posted July 31, 2006 03:23 PM
Would everyone please stop hugging the aborted or surviving gay Palestinian babies? You pedophiles disgust me. --Enigmatic
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 03:27 PM
Seriously! And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman.
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BlackBlade
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posted July 31, 2006 03:29 PM
This threads subject sounds like the title of a classic Mad Magazine article. Too bad the magazine is dead to me I LOVE MAD
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 03:35 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: Seriously! And doofus, why sign your posts "Enigmatic" when your username is there in plain site on the left of your post?! I mean, if it was a .sig, it would still be lame, because it's boring, but at least that would be understandable, I suppose. But to actively go through the trouble to type out "--Enigmatic" on the end of each post--how pathetic!! And "Enigmatic" is such a dorky name. Oh, look at you! You're so mysterious! No, wait! You're Enigmatic! Please--and I'm Batman. It could be worse. Your screen name could be a pseudo-intellectual reference to a Greek Myth, or even worse: a reference to a really bad 8 bit video game. Or even WORSE: a pathetic attempt at quasi-intelligence by fusing two words to appear hip or edgy, like "erosomniac" or "demonstrocity."
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 03:38 PM
I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2006 03:40 PM
Well, I've heard of "Toys R Us" and "Cars R Us" but "Ick R Us" just seems, icky.
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 03:41 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: I just figured erosomniac's username was chosen by his poor, unsatisfied wife. My wife, had I one, would be much more satisfied than yours, melting-wing-lad. Alternately, you can send her to me, and I will show her how people with open-ended highschool educations prove to be better husbands and lovers.
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 03:42 PM
(((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife)))
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Jeesh
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posted July 31, 2006 03:46 PM
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 03:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . . I'm sorry, what did you say? quote: Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . . That's what I thought you said. Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy? Can't say I'm surprised.
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El JT de Spang
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posted July 31, 2006 04:11 PM
quote: Originally posted by Fluff: (((erosomniac's poor, unsatisfied wife))) Dude, someone's making time with your woman. This thread is full of baby-killers, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, gays , and general mouth breathers. The next person to post is teh loser.
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Teshi
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posted July 31, 2006 04:57 PM
*throws flowers*
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Juxtapose
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posted July 31, 2006 05:25 PM
None of this would have happened if it weren't for the laughable assortment of IPU wannabes that have a stranglehold over your brains. A stranglehold so tight that it must be cutting off circulation to your frontal lobes. Plebs.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 05:42 PM
None of what would have happened? The insecurity you feel when confronted by your intellectual superiors? I'm afraid that's going to happen every time you open a thread. Or your front door.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 05:44 PM
quote: Originally posted by Kwea: Profound.
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Fluff
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posted July 31, 2006 05:45 PM
This thread is everything that's wrong with Hatrack. Of course, look at who has the most posts in it.
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Juxtapose
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posted July 31, 2006 05:46 PM
Talk about insecurity! That's an awful lot of graemlins there, Icarus. Compensating for anything?
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 05:47 PM
Count them by yourself, or did you need a calculator?
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 05:47 PM
Heh. Got two losers with one post.
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Demonstrocity
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posted July 31, 2006 05:51 PM
quote: Originally posted by Icarus: quote: Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . . I'm sorry, what did you say? quote: Originally posted by Demonstrocity: My wife, had I one, . . . That's what I thought you said. Not too much success with the ladies, eh, laddy? Can't say I'm surprised. Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level. And your feet smell.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 31, 2006 05:54 PM
Got a runny nose? Smelly feet? Chances are you were born upside down.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 05:56 PM
quote: Originally posted by Demonstrocity: Not marrying allows me to frolic with such unwholesome ladies like your mother, daughters and sisters without reducing my morality to your level. "Frolicking" with your grandmother, sisters, and aunts like you say you are doing is incest, you know, and probably illegal.
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Icarus
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posted July 31, 2006 06:00 PM
Way to misdeliver a joke, clown.
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Juxtapose
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posted July 31, 2006 06:00 PM
Never stopped you though, has it? EDIT - Never stopped Demonstrocity either, for that matter...
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