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Guns dont kill people, monkeys with guns kill people.
Joss Whedon not only has a thick Spanish accent but he recently finished the fifth season of Firefly, and like the three before it he burned the only evidence it ever existed.
I am Orson Scott Card.
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quote:Originally posted by BlackBlade: Seasons happen because during some parts of the year, the earth is closer to the sun than at others.
And It's winter in the southern hemisphere during the northern hemisphere summer because the southern half of the planet is on the opposite end of the orbital ellipse. You can only actually cross the equator during the spring or autumn equinox.
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Cheers ended with a three part episode about Norm needing a new kidney, which finally introduced his wife who would not donate her own kidney after all the years of him beating her in a drunken rage.
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Charlie Sheen has recently been offered a position on the Harvard staff, teaching a class on ethics and morality.
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The Surgeon General announced today that new research indicates that smoking cigarettes prevents cancer, improves circulation, and increases vitamin levels. Also smoking more then two packs a day grants you the ability to levitate.
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I'm seeing quite a lot of posts (including one of mine) that quite a lot of of people would agree with. Fail!
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Despite a popular misconception, water is not the universal solvent, equal parts griffin saliva and unicorn urine is.
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We will begin the first round of voting for best wrong statement right now. I will contabulate the votes and announce the winner of the preliminary round at the end of the day.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled disagreement.
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As there is a three way tie for first place, I am using my veto powers (granted by the Noodly Appendage of the one true God) to declare...drum roll please...no?...come on...fine...no drum roll...jerk...
The winner of the first round of I couldn't disagree with you more is...
quote:Originally posted by AchillesHeel: William (known only to friends as Bill) Clinton would have entered the priesthood due to his pious nature if not for the loving devotion inspired by his delicate wife Hillary.
Five falsehoods in one sentence, well played Sir!
And to start off round two...
AchillesHeel, your winnings are on their way to you via Pony Express.
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