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Topic: Pun Smackdown VIII: A cheap reproduction
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SirReal
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Did you know that many sea men came to Florida pre-Seminole?
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Elizabeth
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When he did Marry, Lan could not make love. He was just too Tense, See?
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pooka
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You folks are geting comPlacenta.
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pooka
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What do you call a delivery that is tougher than the nurse can handle?
A midwife crisis.
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fallow
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Who do you call when a conception is tougher than a couple can handle?
An Endercrinologist?
*groans*
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Bob_Scopatz
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I have been induced to make this pun because this thread has become a pit o' sin.
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fallow
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bob,
may I remind you that you are contractually obligated to bring this conception to a head, per the terms set forth by your enjoynder?
fallow
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