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Originally posted by Juxtapose:
Never stopped you though, has it?

EDIT - Never stopped Demonstrocity either, for that matter...

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Actually, Demonstrocity is proof it was a mistake.




[ July 31, 2006, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]

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Get your dirty dead languages out of here!!!

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This reminded me of the holograms of the dead in Red Dwarf that marched for equal rights. "Deadies! Dirty deadies!"

Crap, I haven't insulted anyone yet.






I'll just steal Icarus's graemlin gimmick, since I expect his retaliation to be feeble and cliche.

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I'll just steal Icarus's graemlin gimmick, since I expect his retaliation to be feeble and cliche.

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Shall I take your stealing from me as an indication that feeble and cliche [sic] would be a step up for you?

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I keep expecting The Peek to show up at any moment...

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Great. Because we need more vapidity in this thread.

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we need more vapidity in this thread.

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There's a first time for everything.

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There's a first time for everything.

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Originally posted by Dan_raven:
I recieved these in my e-mail today, and they just seem to fit so nicely:

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply

Gladstone, debating Disraeli: "You, sir, will either hang from a gibbet or die of a loathsome disease!"

Disraeli, in reply: "That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

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"I crap bigger than you."
- Curly

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Speaking of which, did you dirty ex-cons down under ever get running water?

America rules!!!!11!

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Pshaw. Our water runs rings around your water, and then kicks sand in your water's face.

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Just what the thread needs, a G-rated pissing contest.

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Heh. Got two losers with one post.

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It's christmas...

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It's christmas...

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*decks the halls with boughs of holly*

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