Ela told me herself she has plans to rule over the carribean when the whole world domination thing works out.
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Well, we had a story about the Pope as anti-Christ yesterday. I guess we were due for one about this.
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Ahem? Am I not the Jew studying in a religious school in Jerusalem? I wan't a share, or you don't get authority over the Mishnah's content.
Did I make myself clear?
Ela is going -- due to her mischivous acts -- to be fined all of her terriories except Guadelope: she gets one, tiny, French island. Steve Ballmer gets Greenland, and Raia will be given Indiana and Ohio.
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Jonathan, Rivka and Ela are a lot older and wiser than you, and women besides. Do you really think you should try to dictate to those two? Raia is also a woman older than you, and she's close enough to come get you! Beware the wrath of the women you presume upon!
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I would like to point out that due to JH's erroneous apostraphe, it seems he is indicating that if you deny him a "share", you will have control. Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004
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I have contacts in the oligarchy. Rabbi Hartman, Rabbi Rosen and Rabbi Laufer (who knows virtually any rabbi in the States), to name a few. I personally can't do much, but I talk to those physically running the domination.
So you're basically underestimaing a 14 y.o., just because of age? DISCRIMINATION!
I will not be treated as a child, because I know what I'm doing, and rest assured that I will get a share from this world domination. I'm the one behind the scenes!
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Yes let the feuding between the Jews begin. The power vacuum will leave room for me to take over the world.
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I want control over the flow of all information, and control global transportation. I will need headquarters, though.
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When they are confident enough to iron out the details in public is when you should start getting worried.
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Aramaic is a dead language for good reason.
No one dialect of Hebrew need be selected. After all, Southerners and NewYawkers can understand each other . . . usually.
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But ya, this thread was born out of a really messed up conversation with a friend who now think is anti-semetic. Though he could be joking. However, its was SO ridiculus! Apparently according to him Jews control the world and Bill Gates is a jew. GAH&*NU* Posts: 1567 | Registered: Oct 2004
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The world is easier to take over when it's controlled by a smaller number of people. I encourage you to proceed with your plans as quickly as possible.
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