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Legolas
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A dagger.
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Avadaru
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[Eek!]
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Sweet jebus, the puns I could do...

[Blushing] [Evil] [Monkeys]

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Toretha
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Yeah, definitely, no daggers for Jane in bed. NONE.
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Avadaru
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[Eek!]
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Duly noted.

[Evil Laugh]

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Avadaru
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Legolas, how COULD you? I never took you for the type to kiss and tell.

*runs away bawling*

[Wink]

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Legolas
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Well, having a dagger slashed at ones eyes while lying innocently in bed tends to have that effect. EVERYONE! NEVER give her a dagger if you're sharing a bed with her! NEVER

*was almost impaled by Avadaru*

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T_Smith
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Stop! I don't think I can hold the innuendo's back any longer!
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A strange habit for someone with such an ordinary name as "Jane"....
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Legolas, I didn't MEAN to slash at you! It was an accident, I swear! To mar that beautiful face would be a tragedy! [Kiss]

Oh, and Nathan, you might as well let loose with the innuendo. I hate to think of you having to hold it all in like that. [Razz]

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T_Smith
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It's hard. Having to hold it in is a challenge.
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Avadaru
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*bursts out laughing* Yes, I expect so.
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You young guys can't hold it very long. Wussies.
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T_Smith
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I've been holding it for 18 years!!

[Big Grin]

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*bites tongue*
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TheTick
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::Hides vulgar innuendo from pastor::

Where'd it all go? [Dont Know]

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*snort*
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TheTick
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quote:
What NOT to give her in bed
A wedgie?
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quote:
I've been holding it for 18 years!!
Is this another onanism thread?

(Sorry; I've just never got to make the obligatory onanism post before. . . )

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(time for an obligatory use of smilies!!)

[Sleep] [Evil Laugh]

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Bob the Lawyer
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I don't know about all these innuendos in front of the youngins. Is this legal? [Wink]
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asQmh
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I live in Tennessee and am formerly of Arkansas by way of Nevada and California . . . the way I see it, "all things are lawful to me."

Q

[ August 07, 2003, 11:32 AM: Message edited by: asQmh ]

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quote:
*runs away bawling*
First, I think the "b" word is misspelled.
Second, is that physically possible?

How's that for innuendo. [Taunt]

quote:
*was almost impaled by Avadaru*
There's your problem. You two are going about it the wrong way. [Evil]
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Bob the Lawyer
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I dunno, he always seemed pretty girly to me and Avadaru was always pretty --

I'm going to get smacked, aren't I?

[ August 07, 2003, 11:27 AM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]

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What the heck is going on here?
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I've been holding it for 18 years!!
Dude!

Isn't that against your religion?

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Avadaru
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*giggles* You guys make me laugh.

[Big Grin] [ROFL] [Big Grin]

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[Monkeys]
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T_Smith
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Saxon,

It was too good of a set up to pass. I would have disappointed far too many people if I hadn't had said that.

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Oh, I know. And likewise, the multitude of shocked responses were absolutely necessary, even though they were predictable.
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