posted
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes."
Why?" asked the nervous pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"
The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
Posts: 11 | Registered: Oct 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant.
Cheney orders the heart-heathly salad.
Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration had brought a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise that was. I'm not voting for you this year."
Printer-friendly view of this topic
