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Raia
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Today is Jonathan Howard's 15th birthday! Yom huledet sameach, Jonny! [Hat]
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Happy b-day, JH!

--j_k

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Eruve Nandiriel
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15? I thought he was older than that. My "little" brother just turned 15, too.

Happy Birthday!
[Party]

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Jonathan Howard
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*Smile.*

I actually thought you people would get it from my landmark post, but OK... Raia remembered from Wednesday...!

(((Hatrack))), you're the BEST! (Except my forum, which is more elegantly categorised and will have the same people.)

*Shuts up, and hugs all.*
JH

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[Group Hug]

Thanks!

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Happy birthday, JH!
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Jonathan Howard
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Thanks, Corwin!
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On which calendar? Happy birthday, Jon. [Smile]
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Jonathan Howard
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Julian *wink*.

Aside jokes, the Gregorian. Hebrew is כ"א אייר.

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Happy B-day Jonathan!!
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday, Jonny! [Party]

I saw this quote in the preface to The Wizard by Gene Wolfe, and thought of you and your self-improvement threads, Jonny.
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"You asked to become a knight, not an expert in knighthood. To train you further would make you into a scholar, not a fighting man. What remains for you to learn you must learn by living and doing."
from The Book of Knights by Yves Meynard.

Just relax. Much of what you need to know can only be learned through living, with your eyes and heart open. [Big Grin]

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Jonathan Howard
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I just thought of a nice intepretation of Morbo:

More בּוֹ. (More within it.)

And thank you all!
JH

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Raia
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Heh... more בו! I like it!
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Jonathan Howard
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מוֹדֶה אֲנִי לְפָנָיִךְ. And I'm just putting voweling because I train in it. I've started to write my own scroll in ancient Hebrew script - no spaces, except the two levels of paragraphing.
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Oh? I'm kind of late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *jumps out from behind couch*
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Jonathan Howard
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*Startled.*

Thanks, Steve... Remember to keep on posting on my forum *nudge*. There's a reason it's there, and I'm expecting several hundred members.

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Happy birthday !
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Jonathan Howard
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Thanks, Anna; this has not gone unnoticed.
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Happy B-Day! PS hi Raia!

BC

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Woot. Happy Birthday!!
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Jonathan Howard
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*[En]counters Bean.*

Happy Altáriël of Dorthonion!

*Claps hands and looks around for cake.*

*Doesn't give a damn that it's the 18th local time. Keeps this as the official Hatrack Birthday Thread.*

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Raia
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quote:
Originally posted by Bean Counter:
Happy B-Day! PS hi Raia!

BC

[Wave]
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Ja må han leva, ja må han leva många lyckliga år!
(Means something like this: let him live happily for may years to come. Part of a Swedish birthday song)
[Smile]
a little late..

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Don't Worry,
Be Happy... BIRTHDAY!

Yom huldetet sameach!

Ba'yadaim (*punches JH*)
Ba'raglaim (*kicks JH*)
Lalala, lalala, lalala, lalala,
Lalala, lalala
Ahat Shtaim Shalosh!

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Beanny
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*Smashes eggs on JH's head and empties bags of flour on his clothes*

Ah, don't you just love typical Israeli birthdays?!

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Beanny
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Just joking, I didn't mean to be so violent.

Happy Birthday, ad me'ha ve'esrim!

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Jonathan Howard
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quote:
Ba'yadaim (*punches JH*)
Ba'raglaim (*kicks JH*)
Lalala, lalala, lalala, lalala,
Lalala, lalala
Ahat Shtaim Shalosh!

Who have you hanged around with? And if I live till 120, that means my mother will nag me at 158 about my eating habits.

25 will suffice... (Apologies to all those who passed that age.)

Toda.

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Beanny
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quote:
Who have you hanged around with?
In what sense?
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Jonathan Howard
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Punch, kick, hang.

Basically: "Who did you learn THAT from?"

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I can't believe it. Don't you know the custom of kicking, punching, throwing eggs and flour on boys who have bithrdays in Israel? It's not only in my school, it's everywhere. Well, at least in Gush Dan - where most of the population of Israel resides.
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Well, at least in Gush Dan - where most of the population of Israel resides.
Clearly, it's been a long time since you were in Jerusalem, Beanny. [Razz]
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Jonathan Howard
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Yeah, the demography of both the Haredim and the Arabs is increasing. More and more kids roam the streets.

And I'm saying it technically, they tend to have more children.

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Whoops...

Well, JH, if you REALLY wanna get stoned on your birthday, wait till it's Saturday, and then enter Me'ah She'a'rim driving a huge truck carrying ham sandwiches.

Of course, you can always say...
"J***V"
Or
"I*V*"

Or just commit adultery.

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... With milk! I don't really like Me'ah She`arim, it's too filthy.

Yes, that is a way. Although writing יקוק is perfectly fine, since it's a different Hebrew script.

I am surprised, though, that you can't say it (the "מקלל"). But the Bible writes it down freely.

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quote:
Well, JH, if you REALLY wanna get stoned on your birthday, wait till it's Saturday, and then enter Me'ah She'a'rim driving a huge truck carrying ham sandwiches.
[ROFL]

Not how I pictured someone getting stoned on his birthday. [Wink]

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Oh, I get it, I get it!

JH, throw out the ham sandwiches and put in your truck something green...something good...heaps of it...just beware the cops ;-)

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שייגעץ!!!

איך בין נישט איינער ווילדע חאיע! פארשטעייסטן מיר?

That's my best in Yiddish. My spelling ain't great. I meant to add MILK/CHEESE to the ham!

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שייגעץ!!!

איך בין נישט איינער ווילדע חאיע! פארשטעייסטן מיר?

That's my best in Yiddish. My spelling ain't great. I meant to add MILK/CHEESE to the ham!

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Oh! How did I miss this?

For your birthday, I got you a French lesson:

Joyeux anniversaire
Joyeux anniversaire
J'espere que cette chanson va te plaire
Joyeux anniversaire!

(my French classmates and I made that up because there wasn't a standard French Happy Birthday song that we knew of. It's really funny when you sing it really fast to force the meter.)

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Hehe, Annie, that's cute!
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Merci millfois! (Sp?)
Mon amie, "mon ami" sassieufi. (Sp?)

Jieu (sp?) non parlepa (sp?) francais...

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"sassieufi"

I love it!

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I remember a French lesson in which I had to greet a fellow classmate for new year. The teacher gave us a list of words from which we had to chose.
I wished my friend a "bon poisson", and that was the end of my days as a Francophone.

***It wasn't on purpose, we eat lots of fish on Hebrew New Year's Eve (Rosh Hashana), and she DID have the word on the list!!!

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Thanks.

Thanks. [Smile]

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"Poisson"?
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Fish.
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What's so terrible about "good fish"?
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I was supposed to say "have a good year", JH. Instead I wished her a fish. That's not very nice.
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