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Users101
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Yep, that's it. There's supposed to be the sun god, me, bakum tree girl and the mexican.

The nuke is the mexican I guess........

And the tree got brought to life. And avril lavigne's still the sun, which the tree needs to live...

And they're siblings, but it's still not incest. Cause the girl's really bringing the tree to life. And the sun's feeding something or other.

And of course everyone else is doomed now.

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Belle
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Well, there goes my plans of ever getting a book published. Looks like I won't have time for it now.
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Either someone else is trying to pass off a person-simulator, or the Thor of yesteryear has a little brother ... [Smile]
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Users, didn't we tell you not to take the brown acid?
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zgator
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I think that if we collected all his writings, we would be able to discern some prophetic wisdom from them. We could call it The Ramblings of the Mad Prophet User.
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Icarus
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Oh hey, look who's back.
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rofLMAO @ Tick!

[ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]

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I was actually starting to miss you, Users. I was afraid that you had succumbed to the TimeCube's absorptive powers.
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Here we go...again.
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And that's why you should never, ever ever drink the bong water... [Roll Eyes]
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Y'all lay off users. I like him/her/it. [Smile]
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You go, users! Nobody else will tell us these things! It's all up to you!
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It might help if he provided a translation tool with each of his posts.
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Got to be one of the weirdest denizens of this forum. Random phrase generator?
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Translation....

quote:
El nuke es el mejicano que conjeturo........
Mexico has nukes!!!????
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<fervently hopes it's a real person this time and not another troll>
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*Dances through thread*

Hobbes [Smile]

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Clearly someone is still upset about the whole Jesse Colburn revelation.
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<laughs>
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Ralphie
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Marry me, Users 110!

[ September 04, 2003, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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I'm going to try an experiment....

Hat! The trick is to believe the unexpurgated fish, for lo! the thinness of time is an angry bottle.

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I hear you Tom, I really do.

[ September 04, 2003, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: StigLarson ]

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Tom, you're being far too poetic. Try this:

i was.thinking about 4 this a long time..//?

It's cause U know what U know but then sheripped it.]]=

how else do you explain it?//?/../

cause u cant unless theres fish///

not like that, i mean like fish like u catch./>

or whatever

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TiiiiiiiiiimeCuuuuuuuuuube!
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It's interesting that you guys' attempts don't come off, really. They sound like obvious nonsense. Yet users101's posts do sound as though there is real meaning there, just not something we're quite able to understand because we don't know enough of the context or something.

Of all the writers of nonsense verse in history, the only one who was ever any good at all was Lewis Carroll, I think. His is extremely good. All the rest are just stupid, that I've read. What on earth could the difference be there?

Anyway, I do find users101 interesting, but hope it's a real person, even one on drugs (as "users" might tend to hint), rather than just another boring old troll. I wonder if he/she/it let his/her/its mind clear, if the meaning of what he/she/it says would crystallize into something that could actually convey thoughts and ideas. That might be interesting to see.

[ September 05, 2003, 08:01 AM: Message edited by: ak ]

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Ralphie
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I do believe, Anne Kate, that you would defend an incomprehensible poster even if they were standing right next to your computer chair, banging two bricks together into the sides of your head.

It's actually, sincerely one of the things I love about you. [Smile]

(It means you'll stick up for me when I'm completely incomprehensible, though I'll probably link sarcastic and disparaging photos to myself because I won't be able to help it.)

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Ralphie, I just feel a deep kinship with anyone who is genuinely weird. [Smile] I'm grateful to them for it, and feel affection for them because of it. Normal people are much harder for me to relate to. [Smile]

And Ralphie, I'll stick up for you anytime. [Kiss]

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I still think that in a thousand years, people will talk about Users101 the same way we talk about Nostrodamus.

Ralphie, I don't think he's going to marry you if you keep spelling his name wrong.

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Ralphie
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Anne Kate - [Smile]

I think the fact that I posted a deliberately mispelled invitation to Users as a marriage proposal (which I unaccountably found brilliantly funny) proves I may or may not be in the weird catagory, too. Though like many of my kind, I tend to kick downward on the sliding scope of weirdness. It's the equivalent of saying, "Hey guys! I'm not a freak! What's going on in here?"

[ September 05, 2003, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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Deliberately, huh?
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Ralphie
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I'll even make one for you, Zan.

You can't tell me it's not funnier mispelled.

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See, aka, I can't help but think less of posters like Users101 and monteverdi because they make no real effort to engage the rest of the world; their posts are almost entirely masturbatory, if not exhibitionist. They're standing on a soapbox at a busy corner and raving about dangerous carrots.

*shrug*

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That's funny, Tom, because I still think of you as a staunch defender of the quality of the postings from deerpark27, which I see in the same exact light. *shrug back*
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One for Tom, one for Moose.

I find it truly tragic that nobody else on the planet will find these at all funny, and yet I will continue. As Jebus is my witness, I will continue until I stop laughing when I make them.

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What's really funny is that right after my proposal, Tom used a specific word and was immediately followed by Papa "relieved this isn't an onanism thread" Moose.

You are truly a comic genious Ralphie getting those 2 to fall into your plan. [Hail]

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Ralphie, you are making me laugh...
See? ---> [ROFL]

Make some more that would be funny when misspelled, and you got yourself a deal.

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<Wistful for a misspelled Ralphie proposal of her own.>
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I couldn't be relieved, because it was Onanism that Tom was talking about, even if only metaphorically.

And I can't marry you, Tomi. I already told you that.

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You did see the way she spelled my name, didn't you Pop?
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Yeah, and I was gonna post something about whether or not if you got married you would be her master. I refrained.
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Did I ever tell anyone that my last name is Bates?
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The reason I forgive deerpark is that he basically treats his own little threads like they were a private "Orginal Potry" -- and, of course, he's talented. I'd probably be more tolerant of Users101 if he were more obviously trying to create and display art instead of just rambling insanely. [Smile]

[ September 05, 2003, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: TomDavidson ]

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You guys are bringing down the quality of Hatrack. I'm an innocent bystander.

Anne Kate - I'm sorry, I tried to make another one, and I didn't laugh while doing it. The well has been taped.

Also, you don't have a subtle innuendo hidden somewhere in your name like zbator does. The magic is lost. [Frown]

However, I will hit you up for an unfunny, but possibly charming smooch. I don't really think you can refuse.

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[Edit: Tom,] I envy your ability to distinguish between the two.

[ September 05, 2003, 10:05 AM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]

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You see, there is green upon the screen and people dance....

The green is the good...

And the people are us, which need the green I guess...

The screen is French and hazy too...

**************

I just wanted to prove that insane rambling is in fact an art form, and that I am not an artist.

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Neither is Users101. I'm with Tom...silly is fine, and rambling tolerable...but pointless stream-of-conciousness parading as intellectual...something? Nuh-uh.
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Did I miss something or is this Papa Moose an impostor? Only 5 posts? I'm a little suspicious about this...
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I never saw the childhood control freak. Forgeries of his passport were regular.

What little I know of taxidermy holds true.

But who knew what that fool would do? They called the other evening for the keys.

The two were in love, but they broke up. It seems a mallet came between them, their champaign glasses shattered haplessly.

Freedom has been thrown out the window.

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Solo, I'm about to hit 3K and not sure what I want to do about that, if anything.

--Pop

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Okay, as long as you aren't an evil impostor. I look forward to your 3000 post. You should definitely do something for it.
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