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Bokonon
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...But funny in a vulgar, internet-geek sort of way.

http://www.bash.org/?top

My (PG rated) favorites:

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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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<Zanthis> AFK, tornado

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<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

-Bok
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Ethics Gradient
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Funniest.Link.Ever.

Even better than that Ninja site. I almost spat water all over my cubicle.

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Starla*
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***just peed all over the floor***

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Lalo
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Heh HEH!

Jose sent me this, also from bash.org. This is now my newest away message.

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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

http://www.bash.org/?111338


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James Tiberius Kirk
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quote:
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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Megachirops
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That site was freaking hysterical!

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Lalo
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Heh HEH HEH! Jesus! Bok wins the contest. I think I'm damaging important internal organs.
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ana kata
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Those are hilarious!
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Bob the Lawyer
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Oh man. This site is brilliant.

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

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twinky
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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A Rat Named Dog
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Dude. This site trumps EVERYTHING. Officially the best link ever posted here.

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

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Lalo
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quote:
<Spin> arrrr, pirates of the south west
<Spin> thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
<Pirate> yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
<Spin> what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
<Pirate> yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
<Pirate> Avast!
<Pirate> MP3s off the starboard bow!
<Spin> stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
<Pirate> I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
<Spin> encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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Ralphie
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Holy crap, that's funny.
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

edit: D'oh! Forgot to refresh. Well, Eddie and I liked the same one. [Smile]

Oh, and:
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?



[ November 03, 2003, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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Danzig
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#5300 and #4848, neither of which are appropriate for Hatrack. [Smile]
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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<Superpig> my uncle has a celeron
<Superpig> would XP run on it, do you think?
<ravuya> about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso
<ravuya> and with bricks tied to its head
<ravuya> at the bottom of a solid concrete pool
<ravuya> filled with dead corpses and rocks
<Superpig> so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then
<ravuya> more or less

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celia60
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here's a cute work safe one that has made my office mate question whether or not i'm actually working:

code:
 <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


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