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Pat
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Which would you rather be?

I'm partial to stormtroopers - but it looks like orcs have more fun.

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Or if you'd rather...

Tumbleweeds or crickets?

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Oh, look, a newbie.

*burninates Pat*

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*burninates tumbleweeds and crickets*
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Doesn't this forum have a 'like' button? Silly Janitors need to work on that.

Sup Trog?

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Not much, Pat. How's life?
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Pat
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You know - I had a tinge of nostalgia. I think its passed now...
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It happens to the best of us.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSjA3voJydk
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Pat
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I feel like we need a virtual porch with virtual rocking chairs so we can watch the virtual sun set and talk about the good old days.

I just read my landmark thread... got me smiling more than once... good times were had around here... [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Pat:
I feel like we need a virtual porch with virtual rocking chairs so we can watch the virtual sun set and talk about the good old days.

There's always my forum . . .
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Yes there is...
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Wow, I still know my password. [Hail] Pat.
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Also, I'd rather be a stormtrooper.
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Would I have to be a prequel clone stormtrooper, or could I be a conscripted Imperial-era stormtrooper?
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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
Would I have to be a prequel clone stormtrooper, or could I be a conscripted Imperial-era stormtrooper?

There's a pretty simple test for determining if you are allowed to be the latter — just take a semi-auto rifle, stand about five yards from standard human target sheet, and empty your clip trying to hit it.

If literally every shot misses the entire target, welcome to the stormtrooper corps.

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I'm posting in Pat's thread.
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Who are you people?!? [Angst]
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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
Would I have to be a prequel clone stormtrooper, or could I be a conscripted Imperial-era stormtrooper?

I'll let you choose that one, Tom. Unless you're reading up on Spoilers from The Force Awakens that I don't know about... I'm not sure much has been revealed about the Imperial-era stormtroopers. Except that one of them is African American, sweats a bunch and is scared of something...
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quote:
Originally posted by GaalDornick:
Who are you people?!? [Angst]

We're the Titans of Hatrack. We ruled this place for a while then ceded control to the rest of you and retired to the center of the earth.

You can thank us for all the cool emoji's you can choose from over there.

Well on second thought, don't thank me... I hate those emojis and lobbied against adding them. [Mad]

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[The Wave]

Why?

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I lobbied against them too, but I came to like some of them.
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Ruled?

Talk about senility....LOL...good to see you guys. [Big Grin]

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Oh, I forgot the rainbow mexican wave guys. Good times.
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Mexicans?
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Mexicans!
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LoL...Harold & Kumar...those movies made me laugh despite being downright sophomoric.
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Oh, man. I felt drawn back to Hatrack for some reason. Now I know why.

Because Pat sucks.

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