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MS. If ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine, why do people call it an ATM Machine. Isn't that just saying its an Automated Teller Machine machine.
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quote:You can now purchase an ATM machine from us with a credit card. The interest rate on a credit card may be less than the interest rate of a lease.
quote:The ATM machine is located on the main steps of the Campus Center, and is available to resident students 24 hours a day. It is part of the NYCE network so if you have to you can withdraw cash from your credit card. PNC Bank is the sponsoring institution and they have a branch office a few blocks away on Cooper Street.
Unless you are from Kansas I doubt we are related. Do you have any conservative Republicans in your family line? I don't have any liberal Democrats in mine.
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m2, Why would it matter where I'm from? My grandparents weren't from where I'm from.
And yeah, my whole family is a bunch of Republicans dorks. They can't figure out what happened, either. Switched at birth or something. Posts: 9871 | Registered: Aug 2001
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Actually Kat, this page and this page and this page didn't. However, the point is, just because m2 doesn't use the word, doesn't mean that many people don't. You'd think Rutgers would know better, though!
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So, the real answer to "Why do people call it an ATM machine?" is that sometimes people are idiots and use words without knowing their meaning.
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I wasn't really looking for answers. I was a silly e-mail that made me smile. (Well, not really, but I didn't roll my eyes nearly as much as normal. )
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And Kat, when you think about it, isn't that the answer to most question that start of with "Why do people. . . ?"
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I wonder why I can't lose weight sitting on my butt eating cheetos. Famine, pestilence, war... these tragedies are but dung before my not being able to lose weight while sitting on my butt eating cheetos.
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Even in this case, it isn't really a matter of being idiots - its just an acronym that is rarely spelled out, and so sometimes gets used as an adjective. When used as an adjective, the natural noun for it to modify happens to be the last word in the phrase for which the acronym was created.
So, the real answer to "Why do people call it an ATM machine?" is we don't like words that consists entirely of letters.
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If we're going to discuss redundant reduncies, there's "the hoi poloi," "the La Brea Tar Pits," and "the magna carta," etc.
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible char, which no decent human being would eat? Most often it's because a) it's a cheap toaster, b) the user doesn't clean it out so the bits of burning food inside it cause uneven heating, or c) the user doesn't remove the toast immediately.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? No one spends time hanging on the freezer door any longer than is strictly necessary to grab ice or the last Snickers ice cream.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Methinks the singer doth protest too much.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? No, at that point the corpse is considered cargo. On the plus side, the hearse driver only has to pay for himself if he enters a park.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because the "pancake glue" that Gilligan came up with (episode 8, "Goodbye Island") turned out to be faulty and caused every board in the boat to reject every other board. Real answer: it would have ended the show, duh.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Because your wrist has limited uses that interact with others, but pointing to your crotch can be a variety of questions, some of them more impertinent than others.
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he or she is going to look up there anyway? To allow you the dignity of undressing alone. Or to smoke a cigarette.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs... Because Walt Disney had some serious issues. Mainly because using anthromorphic characters is a great way to use character shorthand - he's a dog, so he's friendly, she's a cat, so she's aloof, etc - but if you want a character who owns a pet, you get that sort of weird dichotomy.
What do you call male ballerinas? Ballet dancers.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Look at the luck he had with what he ordered. Would you eat anything ACME delivered?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Annoying.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? Corn oil and Vegetable oil are made by squeezing the respective products and bottling what comes out. I leave the rest to your imagination.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? No, that would be "morility," which means "I know something you don't know, and I'm going to kill you because of it."
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? It's worse than that, the mouse is stuck right in there with them...
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Because they both ripped off the tune from "Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman" ("Shall I tell you, Mother?"), from "Les Amusements d'une Heure et Demy" by M. Bouin in 1761. It was also used for "Le Faux Pas" (1765), for "La Confidence-Naive" (1774), and "Les Amours de Silvandre" (1780). Mozart composed at least 12 variations on this theme for piano, probably as practice keyboard exercises for his students. The second movement to Joseph Haydn's "Surprise" Symphony (#94, written in 1791) is a series of variations of this tune, and Beethoven improvised on it in his second public concert in Prague in 1798. One guy, Patrick Turner, wrote a whole book postulating that Elgar's "Enigma" has its roots in the "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" tune. In America, the song "Mark My Alford" was set to this music in Philadelphia in 1794 and it appeared in a songbook in New York as "The Delights of Wedded Love" in 1795. The alphabet song was first copyrighted under the title "The Schoolmaster" in Boston by C. Bradlee on February 4, 1834. The words to "Baa Baa Black Sheep" were included in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book with a different melody in 1744 in London. The same lyrics showed up set to this music in the U.S. in A.H. Rosewig's Illustrated National Nursery Songs and Games in 1879. The words to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" were written in London in 1806 by Jane Taylor as "The Star" in her book Rhymes for the Nursery. They were probably first set to this tune in The Singing Master: First Class Tune-Book in 1838.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? No, but neither are they hamred by it. Dyslexics, unfortunately, can be driven to bouts of madness and starvation when confronted with a steaming bowl.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the atmosphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? I assure you that nothing ever called an asteroid has ever been in my butt.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? That's because dogs have specific things they expect from being face to face, and being blown at isn't one of them. They understand growling, baring the teeth, licking, rubbing faces, and assorted other dominance/bonding gestures, but not blowing. It confuses them. Out the window (or in front of an air conditioner, or a fan) they're just enjoying the breeze.
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Yes, but it's like those three-way lamp settings. Press it too many times, and it'll start over and be slow again. Few people know the exact number of times.
Why are there braille instructions on the drive-up ATMs? Drive-up ATM buttons are marked with braille because federal regulations require it. To be specific, section 4.34.4 of the ADA Accessibility Guidelines for Buildings and Facilities (Appendix to Part 1191, 36 CFR Chapter XI, issued pursuant to the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990) says, "Instructions and all information for use [of an automated teller machine] shall be made accessible to and independently usable by persons with vision impairments." Banks have argued that blind people rarely drive, but it is true that blind people have been known to take cabs to the bank. Also, if they have to have braille on the walk-up ATMs, it's easier to make them all that way.
Come on, gimme some hard ones!
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Didn't mean to, and not all my answers were authoritative. But I've gotten that e-mail and ones like it for six years now (sorry, Kayla) and after awhile it became important to me to see if any of these questions had answers. There are, in fact, reasons why Hawaii has interstate highways, why bottled water has an expiration date, and why the third hand on a watch is called the second hand, and finding them out, for me, is more fun than just laughing at the question.
But then, that's me...
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quote:Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs...
Others have struggled with this question. Has it actually been settled somewhere that Goofy is a dog?
Here's a discussion on the topic (I haven't seen the film in years and thought it was longer, so this is a disclaimer in terms of accuracy of the transcript.):
quote:Gordie: All right, all right. Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy? Vern: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it. Teddy: Goofy's a dog, he's definitely a dog. Gordie: I knew the sixty-four-thousand-dollar question was fixed. There's no way anybody can know that much about opera. Chris: He can't be a dog. Wears a hat and drives a car. Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show. But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training. Vern: God, that's weird. What the hell is Goofy?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Because your breath smells?
I could maybe answer some of these others, but I don't want to.
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Okay, you've piqued my curiosity. Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway and why does bottled water have an expiration date?
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Hawaiian Interstates: Because although early federal highway legislation said the interstate system "shall be designated within the continental United States," thereby excluding islands, Hawaii, peeved at being cut out of the cash, pointed out that one of the purposes of the interstate system was to strengthen national defense, and that Hawaii (specifically, the island of Oahu) was crammed with military installations that needed to be connected by good roads. Congress amended the program and now Hawaii has more miles of interstate than Delaware.
Bottled water expiration: The date acts as a lot number and is used for stock rotation. It does not mean that the water will go bad after that date. The FDA has never required an expiration date on water, although it does inspect it for impurities and cockraoch bits and things like that.
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Why do bikers ride cycles, but cyclists ride bikes?
I always loved this story on the origins of the word "quiz."(Skim down a little, list is not alpabetical.) 2nd link: wiktionary entry for "quiz." "Etymology of quiz" was a tough internet search, there are so many online quizzes. If I had a subscription to the OED it would have been a snap. This story makes me want to hire a bunch of street urchins to scribble one of my words everywhere. Someday, I'll do it. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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