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Topic: "Bonduca says..."
Storm Saxon
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posted September 23, 2003 11:46 AM
That she'd like to quit telling things to Jeffrey and start posting again on Hatrack. That's what I hear, anyway.
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 11:48 AM
*consults magic 8 ball* The magic 8 ball says "The stars in favor." Looks like it's a go!
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Noemon
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posted September 23, 2003 12:36 PM
That would be great! Bonduca is one of my favorite Hatrackers in Hiding.
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jehovoid
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posted September 23, 2003 01:35 PM
Come back to the fold, my lamb.
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Jeffrey Getzin
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posted September 23, 2003 01:38 PM
Anybody want to lay a small wager? Jeff
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Olivet
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posted September 23, 2003 01:59 PM
If Bonduca started posting again, so would I (I mean more regularly). I miss her.
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Patsy
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posted September 23, 2003 02:04 PM
I have a couple of coconuts I'd be willing to throw in the pot. Jeff, I'd love to see bonduca come back. But since you have too much influence on the outcome, I don't think I'd like to bet on it.
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Hobbes
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posted September 23, 2003 02:05 PM
Bonduca says touch your toes. Hobbes
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Storm Saxon
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posted September 23, 2003 02:15 PM
I love the name Patsy. Best comedy name EVER.
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Patsy
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posted September 23, 2003 02:20 PM
I'm thinking I may have to keep using it long term. I'm growing very fond of Patsy. Though I must admit that being male is odd.
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Jeffrey Getzin
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posted September 23, 2003 02:39 PM
Patsy, Ah well, so much for making a little quick cash. Jeff
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Chris Bridges
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posted September 23, 2003 02:51 PM
I'm sorry to report that Bonduca was, in reality, Jeffrey's feminine side. The kickboxing pictures posted were of a model hired for the day. I wasn't going to say anything, but this has gone on too far. Please don't ask me how I know this, all I will say is: if you meet someone online and hit it off, always, always meet them in person before agreeing to... certain things. That's all I'm saying.
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Ralphie
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posted September 23, 2003 02:54 PM
I'm telling you, Chris. It's imperative to get the money FIRST.
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Jeffrey Getzin
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posted September 23, 2003 03:04 PM
Chris, You do have to admit, it was a wonderful weekend we spent together. Jeff
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 23, 2003 03:08 PM
Yes, yes! Return! Then we can have a couple more threads about how Hatrack has swung to the left. [ September 23, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Caleb Varns ]
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 03:10 PM
Speaking of joking to the square...
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Hobbes
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posted September 23, 2003 03:30 PM
Bonduca says kneel down. Hobbes
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 23, 2003 03:32 PM
Bonduca says "this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you".
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 03:37 PM
You know, we could make Bonduca the new puppet. I mean, recognizable name, and Jeff seems pretty certain she isn't coming back. "Bonduca likes the saxon75 tribute threads and thinks there should be more."
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 23, 2003 03:46 PM
Bonduca now says "this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me".
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 03:47 PM
What on earth is Bonduca talking about?
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saxon75
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posted September 23, 2003 03:51 PM
You know, I've never met this bonduca person, but she sounds pretty awesome to me.
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Caleb Varns
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posted September 23, 2003 04:00 PM
quote: What on earth is Bonduca talking about? Bonduca replies "<wave of hand> you don't need their identification; move along".
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 04:02 PM
Bonduca's on crack. She's waving her hand around and making cute little threats.
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Kayla
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posted September 23, 2003 04:43 PM
Wow, a twofer? Maybe even a threesome? Bonduca and Olivet? And I bet Caleb would post more often. How cool would that be?
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Noemon
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posted September 23, 2003 04:45 PM
Unfortunately, it probably won't lure Belle back. Well, actually, Olivet's return to regular posting might spur Belle to come back.
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jeniwren
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posted September 23, 2003 05:37 PM
I thought Belle was just busy off having a life.
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Ralphie
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posted September 23, 2003 05:40 PM
You know, my first thought SHOULD be that I would be really happy to have Bonduca back (and I'm not saying I wouldn't), but instead it's, "Yes! That way people can compare registry dates repeatedly and NOT say, 'Ralphie - you're like the NEW Bonduca.'" Bonduca and I are very, very different creatures. Which is why we're so stinking foxy. She is of the Audrey Hepburn variety, and I am of the Mae West variety. And ne'er the twain shall meet, dammit! [ September 23, 2003, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 05:50 PM
Holy moly, those are some great lines! quote: Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. *snicker* No doubt!
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 05:52 PM
quote: Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money. Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile. Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for. Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. *takes notes*
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Ralphie
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posted September 23, 2003 05:54 PM
I love Mae West. This is my motto: "The score never interested me, only the game."
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Hobbes
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posted September 23, 2003 06:50 PM
Bonduca says "Don't do drugs"! Hobbes
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JaneX
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posted September 23, 2003 08:36 PM
I miss Bonduca, too. Come back, Bonduca! ~Jane~
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Jeffrey Getzin
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posted September 23, 2003 09:34 PM
You'all are wasting your time.... Jeff
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Pat
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posted September 23, 2003 09:39 PM
Jeff.... You're her, huh?
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Jeffrey Getzin
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posted September 23, 2003 09:43 PM
For all practical purposes, yes ....
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katharina
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posted September 23, 2003 09:46 PM
Does that mean we can invoke her? "Bonduca only reports posts with too many Monty Python references."
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted September 24, 2003 10:53 AM
[quote] posted September 23, 2003 09:39 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeff.... You're her, huh? --------------------------------------------------For all practical purposes, yes .... [quote] How about some impractical purposes? Would she come back for those?
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