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Pat
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I should have been a gastroentologist.
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Bob_Scopatz
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What a gas!

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

[Monkeys]

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Lalo
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Now I'm wondering exactly where the hell it is Pat keeps his heart...
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Saruman
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Hey, Pat, pull my finger.
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Pat
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Anytime, pal....

**pulls finger**

Are you gonna edit my resume?

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Saruman
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Especially for you, Pat.

When do you need it done? I'm too burned out on editing to do it tonight.

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Morbo
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quote:
Pumpernickel, the dark-grain bread, means "goblin that breaks wind" in Old German.
Farts have been good to me.

Dr. Fart speaks
[ROFL] [Evil Laugh] [Laugh] [Blushing] [ROFL]

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Noemon
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I wanted to get one of my co-workers the the "Tooter Trapper" mentioned in the article, but since a google search for "Tooter Trapper" only turns up the Salon article, I'm at a bit of a loss as to where to find it. Anybody have any suggestions?
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Maccabeus
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You know, I think I remember reading somewhere that it is an Islamic tradition, or hadith, that God doesn't hear the prayers of a person who breaks wind during them.

[ October 30, 2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]

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quote:
some of the healthiest foods, touted as anodynes for cancer and heart disease, are the foods that produce the most gas.
With this one simple quote I could (if I were more evil, and less lazy) create a multi-million dollar food supplement business using nothing but dried, crushed beans and broccolli.
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If you were smart, you'd also buy stock in Beano. Or better yet, release some product that supposedly provides an herbal fix for flautus.
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