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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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<Zanthis> AFK, tornado

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<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard

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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

http://www.bash.org/?111338

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

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<Spin> arrrr, pirates of the south west
<Spin> thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
<Pirate> yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
<Spin> what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
<Pirate> yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
<Pirate> Avast!
<Pirate> MP3s off the starboard bow!
<Spin> stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
<Pirate> I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
<Spin> encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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edit: D'oh! Forgot to refresh. Well, Eddie and I liked the same one.

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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

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<Superpig> my uncle has a celeron
<Superpig> would XP run on it, do you think?
<ravuya> about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso
<ravuya> and with bricks tied to its head
<ravuya> at the bottom of a solid concrete pool
<ravuya> filled with dead corpses and rocks
<Superpig> so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then
<ravuya> more or less

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 <tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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