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Bob_Scopatz
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I got the last post (and therefore, the most toys).

Take that!

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Dan_raven
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I would take this last post, but this Last Post thing is likely to tip my personal Naughty/Nice scale to no presents.

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zgator
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Like you were getting presents anyway, Dan.

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Vána
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I wonder if Santa will be able to find me at my new apartment.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Why, you running low on coal?

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Dan_raven
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Good point Z, so I'll take the last post and run

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Maethoriell
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I've been a bad girl but that last post is still mine..

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Vána
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Santa, for some unknown reason, always leaves us toothbrushes, and usually lotions or travel toothpastes, or body sprays.

Perhaps Santa thinks my family and I have bad breath.

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Dan_raven
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He knows what you've been eating
He knows what breaths you take
He knows what smells your causing
So brush them teeth for goodness sake.

PS. Mine!

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Maethoriell
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Wonderful Dan but I hate to be the Scrooge..::snatch::

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Bob_Scopatz
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Sounds like Santa is handing out supplies from the Red Roof Inns he stays at along the way...

My precious!

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Emperor Palpatine
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Merry Christmas to all...

*evil grin*

::last post::

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Bob_Scopatz
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Wipe that silly evil grin off your face, "Emperor".

I do believe the last post is mine.

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aspectre
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Anybody know if Santa follows timezones?
If so -- what with the International Dateline and all -- Santa would be delivering presents to Jatraqueros in Singapore, Australia, and Japan nearly a day ahead of his deliveries to Hawaiian Jatraqueros.

[This message has been edited by aspectre (edited December 23, 2002).]

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Emperor Palpatine
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Aye, Bob, you're in my territory...watch your step.

I shall have the last post forever, Emperor of Puns.

::last post::

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Bob_Scopatz
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Aspectre, go see the Santa Tracker thread. NORAD has it all scoped out.

It's already Christmas Eve everywhere East of London!!!

I'm so excited.

And I have the last post

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Ophelia
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With my new nocturnal schedule, I'm sure to get the last post. Right?

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T_Smith
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Oh great, now Im going to be up till midnight tomorrow waiting for the last post.

Unless this thread dies....

Santa, the stalker
Was very sick indeed
He ran around
With his pants pulled down
And in the lake he pee'd.

There must have been some alcohol
In that mug he found
For when he brought it to his lips
He passed out on the ground...

Bumpety bump bump
Bumpety bump bump
Look at santa go
Bumpety bump bump
Bumpety bump bump
Now there yellow snow!

*a Toriginal*

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Ophelia
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Gee T, that was...something else...

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T_Smith
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The correct response would be: ô¿ô

Maybe even: ô¿o

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Icarus
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or maybe "I have the last post."

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T_Smith
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Or maybe even... egads look over there.

*yoink*

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Ophelia
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*knocks T out*

*takes last post*

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Emperor Palpatine
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Come on kids...don't prove the old cliché right...

Because the cat is still here.

::last post::

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Ophelia
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Well fine. I'm going to bed, since I'll have to get up and clean some more tomorrow morning. Carry on without me.

Oh, and
*last post*

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Emperor Palpatine
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*Carries on*

Goodnight, everyone. Merry Christmas.

::last post::

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ginette
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In many ways, we are far, far behind you.
But when it comes to time.......

*last post*

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Bob_Scopatz
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It's already Christmas in a good chunck of the world. But frankly, I'm taking the last post until NORAD says Santa has visited my area.

I guess someone far West of here will get the VERY last post, but I'll get the last one before Christmas Hatrack time...

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dkw
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Oh you think so...

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TheTick
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What is this 'last post'?

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Dan_raven
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What it is is an annoying game.

Who's it is,is mine!

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Maethoriell
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Your last comment confused me Dan.

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Bob_Scopatz
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If you lived in Tibet, you'd have your presents by now...

I'm tracking him!!! And he said I could have the last post if I leave him some of my famous cookies.

So there.

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Icarus
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Wheres Centurion to insist that Bob is Santa Claus?

(P.S., did you contact the others?)

cough*lastpost*cough

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T_Smith
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Bob_Scopatz
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I'm dreaming of the last post...
Just like the post I had before...

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Toretha
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....but then I came a long and stole your dream, and now I have the last post

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Bob_Scopatz
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I have visions of sugar plums, shot out of a cannon at 5500 fps, dancing around your head.

I did, however, reclaim the elusive last post before Santa's arrival.

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Toretha
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your mom!

*wonders if that makes any sense, shrugs and reclaims last post*

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Bob_Scopatz
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Toretha, pretend this is a debate and throw in the towel.

I have the last post!

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Toretha
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NOPE! Last post is MINE

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Bob_Scopatz
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But I REALLY REALLY need it!!!

And so, it is mine!

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Mother_Toretha
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This is a sinful game. I must put an end to it. All you sinful people: shoo! I'm taking away the last post. No more arguing over it!

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Bob_Scopatz
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Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let everyone else throw pies!!!

*pies Mother Toretha*

Duck that, beatified little do-gooder!

last post, she's mine!

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Toretha
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You there! are you pie-ing that poor old nun? Ah, what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can pie old nuns at will! Even those who arrange and design shrubberys are under considerable economic stress at this time in history!

*steals last post*

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Bob_Scopatz
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Ah, too sad...you stole the next-to-last post. Hardly worth it, was it?

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Maethoriell
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Nope..because it wasn't he next-to-last anyhow..

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Nato
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It would make a far more challenging game to get the next-to-last post before Santa arrives.

And, I'd think people out on the west coast like me would have an advantage in getting the last post anyhow because Santa gets here last..

*looks around suspiciously then grabs the last post before anybody notices*

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Maethoriell
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You aren't that sly as you think..

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Icarus
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Nope. I am.

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