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The following was inspired by Bob's--12 Days of Xmas Math thread and Teshi's great LOTR thread.
On Smeagol's birthday my precious gave to me, 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.
On Smeagol's next birtday my precious gave to me, 2 Gondor Princes And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me, 3 Giant Eagles 2 Gondor Princes And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me, 4 Feud'n Orc Factions 3 Eagles Flying 2 Gorgeous Gondorians And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me 5 Simarilions 4 Feud'n Orcs 3 Eagles engaged 2 Gondor Hunk-Princes and 1 Lidless Eye to watch us all.
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me, 6 Wise Wizards 5 Elvish Jewels 4 Feud'n Orcs 3 Eagles 2 GD Princes and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me, 7 In a Fellowship 6 Wise A@@ Wizies 5 Sim--ar--illlions 4 Feud'n Orcs 3 Soaring birds 2 of Gondors Kids and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all
On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me, 8 Rangers Ranging 7 Fellowshippers 6 Wise Wizards 5 of Fenor's Follies 4 Orc's a fight'n 3 Eagle's a wing 2 Gondor Princes and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.
On Smeagol's next birthday my Precious gave to me, 9 Nasty Nazgul 8 Rangy Rangers 7 Fellowships 6 Wizards Whining 5 Simarillions 4 Haruk Kai 3 Big Birds 2 of Denthor's kids and 1 All Seeing Eye to track it down.
On Smeagol's next birthday my Precious gave to me 10 Lembras repasts 9 Nasty Nazgul 8 Rangers Ranging 7 in a Fellowship 6 Istar Wizards 5 Elvish Jewels 4 Orcish Corpses 3 Eagles Grande 2 Gordor Princes and 1 Heir of Isendor
On Smeagols next birthday my Precious gave to me 11 Rohan Riders 10 McLembas Burgers 9 Nasty nazgul 8 Ranger Ranging 7 Fellowship Broken 6 Whiteless Wizards 5 Stolen Jewels 4 Orcish Legions 3 Plucked Eagles 2 Dead Gondor Leaders and 1 All Seeing Eye to RULE YOU ALL!!!!
On Smeagol's last birthday my precious gave to me 12 Roosters Crowing 11 Rohans Riding 10 Elvish Archers 9 Fingered Frodo 8 Ranger Princes 7 in a Fellowship 6 Sailing West 5 Simarillion 4 Feuding Orcs 3 Eagle Rescues 2 Gondor Weddings and 1 Crack of Doom to throw it in.
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