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I shall seek and find you. No matter what you do or where you go, you will think of me. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy... beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And you will be weak for days.
All my love, The Flu
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Why is it unrequited? That flu is a veritable casanova with the number of people it's been "loving"...
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It's unrequited because ain't nobody lovin' that casanova back. He's the one writing the letter, remember.
And I don't actually have the flu (though I've been sick the past couple of days) -- I just thought this was funny.
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I had my brush with the flu a few weeks a go and got a few sniffles. Should be good to go for the rest of the year. Thanks, genetics!
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I couldn't get out of my driveway for a while this morning. Nope, not weather, an ambulance blocking the street. I think it is one of my elderly neighbors across the street. He's already been to the hospital once for the flu. AJ
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I was going to say something about not getting it, but I don't want to jinx anything. *knocks on beige plastic*
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(crosses self against the flu) And I couldn't get my shot, either!! (puts on mask)
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